“Brethren, our Clan’s information archives have been attacked, our glorious history replaced with slanderous, insulting invectives aimed at bringing down the greatest Clan that history has ever known. According to these rapscallious vermin, we are no more than jingoistic children, who resort to libel to attack our foes! We are, in other words, supposedly no better than the members of the...less-fortunate Clans.

"To defend ourselves against the perfidy of these jealous losers and likely wife-beaters, we must define ourselves anew! Let us sally forth and, from the minds of the Shadow Clan, pluck truth to be showcased to an undeserving world!"

Comp explanation: Write definitions for typically Arconan things in the style of Urban Dictionary. This must define, at a minimum, Clan Arcona itself, but may include anything else you'd like such as members, verbs, and common phrases. The more ridiculously self-congratulatory and generally over-the-top, the better. When it comes to terms used, more is more.

For content, we’re looking for at least five different definitions, including one of Arcona herself, but quantity definitely matters. Each entry must have both a clear definition and an example of the entry being used in a phrase. Grading is based on the entries being clever and well-written. If entries reference each other in proper sentences, that’s worth a bonus.

Swearwords and NSFW terms allowed but if used, please do not publish.

Example:

Timeros

An old guy. Thinks he’s hot shit but doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Yeah, ever since he stepped down from Consul he’s become such a Timeros