Competition: [FO Launch} Caption it!

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[FO Launch} Caption it!

Write a caption for the following screenshot.

The caption should be in-universe and will be graded based on originality and humor. You may edit your caption into the photo or simply type it into the text submission box below.

Fallen Order Screenshot

Competition Information

Parent Competition: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Launch Party
Organized by: Aldaric
Running time: 2019-11-15 until 2019-11-29 (15 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Second Level Crescents
Participants: 13 subscribers, of which 11 have participated.

Results

1st place

Count Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow

Member: Count Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
Textual submission: "Damn son, you're as pale as a Rakghoul next to us."
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Minister Cor-Hatha Vow

Member

Minister Cor-Hatha Vow

Textual submission

WE MUST FIND GENERAL KOTA!

WHO?

Placement

2nd place

3rd place

Dr. Ben

Member: Dr. Ben
Textual submission: We're all standing up now.
Bunch of Nerfhearders,
standing in a circle.
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Qyreia Arronen

Member: Qyreia Arronen
Textual submission: So... are you pre- or post-Rogue One Forest Whitaker?
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Colonel Len Iode

Member: Colonel Len Iode
Submission: Colonel Len Iode opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 5th place

Mistress Aphotis

Member: Mistress Aphotis
Submission: Mistress Aphotis opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Aurora "Aura" Ta'var

Member: Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
File submission: captionaura.png
Placement: No placement

TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia

Member: TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission: So you’re telling me that the CIS Sith Lord and Chancellor Palpatine were the same person?
Placement: No placement

Agate Gua'lara

Member: Agate Gua'lara
Submission: Agate Gua'lara opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Padawan Tisto Kingang

Member: Padawan Tisto Kingang
Textual submission: When you and your friends come across a place that serves mayonnaise on Pizza
Placement: No placement

Anubis

Member: Anubis
Textual submission: Have you ever heard the phrase "Let the Wookiee win?"
Placement: No placement