Competition: Galeres Caption Comp

Specifics

Alright this is an easy comp. All you have to do is write a humorous caption for the picture below and send all submissions to me at [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

http://www.mrbeaver.net/images_weird/simmons.jpg

Platform

Any writing tool.

Comments

none.

Awards

Fifth Level Crescents to the top 3 placers.