1. Evant loves to curl up with his favorite loth cat at night.
2. Evant likes to secretly juggle porgs.
3. Evant once peed over the side of Mav's throne chair.

1. Dying and getting resurrected only made Evant's ego any taller.
2. When Evant died, the Force hated the way he tasted so it spat him back out.
3. Evant became a vampire and as of now wears red because he's a sloppy eater.

Evant made Koji head of the wildlife reserve on Arx because he was afraid of loth cats.

Evant didn't actually die, he just ate a bad curry and wound up in the refresher for several days.

Evant is a traitor, but he only did it because Mav took his Porg bear away.

Evant's betrayal happened because he knows Mav is the worst.
Evant secretly weeps at romantic holo-movies
Evant wants a ship called 'Evant Horizon'

Have you ever heard these facts about Evant?

I once heard that Evant was so small Mav forgot that he existed.

That's not all, I also heard that when Evant was ressurected, he declared the ultimate dance off which was filmed and placed on the holonet.

Lastly, and this is a big one, I heard Evant mutters to himself in his sleep saying, "First I become Grand Master... Then I get the bitches."

Chuck Norris is afraid of no one - except Evant, or maybe Rian Johnson.
Evant possesses possessions possessively.
Through victory, my chains are broken; Evant shall set me free.

Evant and Avitus Oligard once made matching friendship bracelets.
Evant has a tattoo of a credit symbol on his lower back.
Evant thinks Mav is just the best.

Evant once ate an entire tauntaun without getting diarrhea.

Evant sat on the iron throne in a dream.

Evant ate a second tauntaun but spent the following day on the crapper.

While at University, Evant had a drinking contest with a 640 lb Gamorrean. He lost.

Evant has no difficult tying his shoes. He likes the bunny rabbit method.

Evant once ran from CorSec after he was caught in the bedroom of a Governor's daughter.

Evant is quite skilled at building sand castles, having won the last 3 Sand Castle Invitationals on Tatooine.

Evant enjoys drinking hot caf in the summer.

Evant once claimed he would never be caught dead riding a kaadu but had to retract that statement when holograms of him at a Naboo petting zoo in his teenage years surfaced featuring that exact act.

-Evant Taelyan once used a Amethyst Kukri to break into the MAA's collection of rare canned fish.
-Evant was able to defeat a Yuuzhan Vong warrior in combat, though he had just lost to the same warrior in a comedy roast battle.
-Dead for the past year, Evant can usually be seen propped up with sticks and string; whenever his head rolls forward Mav, the puppet-master, calls out "hello" in his best Mrs. Doubtfire voice.

Evant Taelyan loves green milk, but has never visited Ahch-To.
The Deputy Grand Master is only the 5th worst, while Mav is the #1 worst.
Evant loves sleeping with his new fuzzy stuffed Nexu.

Evant keeps a set of fuzzy, purple dice hanging in the cockpit of his personal Kom'rk-class Fighter.

Evant regularly played Gungan Operas at full volume while he performed paperwork in his position as Regent.

Evant served as the First Regent of the Brotherhood.

Evant's personal holocron runs on Excel.

Evant is the only Shadow Hand ever to have a Doctorate in Accounting from the University of Corellia.

Evant was made Shadow Hand as a result of a rounding error in a spreadsheet he designed.

After Evant died he did not crap his pants, making him one of an incredibly small number of beings to have done so.
There are more people who have died than there are alive, even fewer who are both.
The rank of Deputy Grand Master was once called Sheriff Grand Master.

Evant one time had to denounce a weapon cause a certain Chiss wanted it back in the store
When it comes to dying, Evant liked it so much, he came back to do it again
Evant has a new saying for DGM - Destroying Guns Mechanics

Upon Evant's return, he had Mav convinced that he did not remember what MS Excel was in order to get out of work.

Evant spent his first 24 hours back with the living pretending to be a Jedi and was almost killed by HM Ciara.

A few days after his return, Evant began telling stories to the junior members about how he kicked Jedi Master Yoda's ass while he was "In Force Jail".

1. Evant lost his VOICE for a week and could not speak
2. Evant accidently caused a full scale engagement on Antenora
3. Evant's claim to fame of creating an Imperial system was originally a doodle by his twin sisters