This is a story of smut
And why Justinios walks with a strut
It was a surprise
(because of his size)
But last night he got laid by a Hutt

There once was an Aleena called Drake
Who once got beat up by a snake,
He was swallowed in one,
And then pulled out his gun.
Blowing a hole so he could escape.

Justinios Drake is not tall
His people are often quite small
Him I don't know
I'll just make this flow
it's better than having it crawl

There once was a small Fist like he.

Who was tiny and small like a bee.

He got very cross.

He said "I'm the boss."

And now he rubs his hands with glee.

There was once an Aleena called Drake
A friendship with Andrel he'd make
But the Sith killed them all
And in the Dark Hall
They told him he'd made a mistake

There once was a Fist of the name Drake
Who went on a quest to find some cake
He jumped through some portals
And found some dead mortals
But the reward in the end was fake

There once was an Aleena named Drake
Small and cute like a little cupcake
In one fated twist
He became the Fist
And now has power to make worlds quake

Justinios is a little Aleena
Who couldn’t be much more leaner
He leads as the FIST
You get the gist
He will leave the much cleaner

our Aleena, Justinios Drake,
so small you'd think a mistake,
he leads us in combat,
as cute as a womp rat
but what a Fist he does make.

There once was a man named Justinios
that had a hat like a grinning toast
So happy was he
that he said fiddle dee dee
I think I will play games on the coast

Through the eerie veil of mist
Comes the all mighty FIST
With his abundance of gaming prowess
His skills on the controller are boundless

Teaching us the way of the game
Leading us all to endless fame.
Pulling the triggers and mashing buttons
Turning us all into gaming gluttons

There once was an Aleena named Drake
whom's behavior was oft hard to take
and while rather short
you could not distort
his trolling as just a mistake

Little Justinios Drake
Was waddling down the road to a lake
The midget Aleena
tripped on a girl named Tina
and everyone's heads did shake

A man named Justinios Drake
rode his scooter totally baked
He had quite the munchies
but forgot his lunchies,
so he stole food from his Magistrates!