Competition: [Week 2] Limerick Challenge - Justinios Drake

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[Week 2] Limerick Challenge - Justinios Drake

Specifics

Write a poem in the limerick style about everyone's favorite tiny Fist, Justinios Drake.

Details

Grading will be based mostly on entertainment value and humor, but ensure you follow the correct syntax for a limerick. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry).

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Pro Bowl IV - Week 2
Organized by
Augur Justinios Taldrya Drake
Running time
2020-08-17 until 2020-08-24 (8 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Poetry
Awards
Second Level Crescents
Participants
21 subscribers, of which 19 have participated.
Results
Member
Augur Alaris Jinn
Textual submission

This is a story of smut
And why Justinios walks with a strut
It was a surprise
(because of his size)
But last night he got laid by a Hutt

Placement
1st place
Member
Warlord Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
Textual submission

There once was an Aleena called Drake
Who once got beat up by a snake,
He was swallowed in one,
And then pulled out his gun.
Blowing a hole so he could escape.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Battlemaster Meleu Karthdo
Submission
Battlemaster Meleu Karthdo opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
3rd place
Member
Warlord Malisane Sadow
Submission
Warlord Malisane Sadow opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Tasha'Vel Versea
Textual submission

There once was a man named Justinios
that had a hat like a grinning toast
So happy was he
that he said fiddle dee dee
I think I will play games on the coast

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Bentre Sadow
Textual submission

our Aleena, Justinios Drake,
so small you'd think a mistake,
he leads us in combat,
as cute as a womp rat
but what a Fist he does make.

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlemaster Tracinya Beviin Entar
Submission
Battlemaster Tracinya Beviin Entar opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Takagari "DarkHawk" KogaRyu
Textual submission

Through the eerie veil of mist
Comes the all mighty FIST
With his abundance of gaming prowess
His skills on the controller are boundless

Teaching us the way of the game
Leading us all to endless fame.
Pulling the triggers and mashing buttons
Turning us all into gaming gluttons

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Etah Obsidyn
Textual submission

Little Justinios Drake
Was waddling down the road to a lake
The midget Aleena
tripped on a girl named Tina
and everyone's heads did shake

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Azmodius Equesinfernum
Textual submission

There once was an Aleena named Drake
Small and cute like a little cupcake
In one fated twist
He became the Fist
And now has power to make worlds quake

Placement
No placement
Member
Warrior Khryso Mallus
Textual submission

Justinios Drake is not tall
His people are often quite small
Him I don't know
I'll just make this flow
it's better than having it crawl

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission

There once was a Fist of the name Drake
Who went on a quest to find some cake
He jumped through some portals
And found some dead mortals
But the reward in the end was fake

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Andrelious J. Inahj
Textual submission

There was once an Aleena called Drake
A friendship with Andrel he'd make
But the Sith killed them all
And in the Dark Hall
They told him he'd made a mistake

Placement
No placement
Member
Savant Appius "Zappius" Wight
Textual submission

There once was a small Fist like he.

Who was tiny and small like a bee.

He got very cross.

He said "I'm the boss."

And now he rubs his hands with glee.

Placement
No placement
Member
Colonel Liandry Lhucci Cataa
Submission
Colonel Liandry Lhucci Cataa opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Ronovi Tavisaen
Textual submission

A man named Justinios Drake
rode his scooter totally baked
He had quite the munchies
but forgot his lunchies,
so he stole food from his Magistrates!

Placement
No placement
Member
Corsair TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission

Justinios is a little Aleena
Who couldn’t be much more leaner
He leads as the FIST
You get the gist
He will leave the much cleaner

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Robert Sadow
Submission
Warlord Robert Sadow opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Grand Master Muz Ashen Keibatsu
Textual submission

There once was an Aleena named Drake
whom's behavior was oft hard to take
and while rather short
you could not distort
his trolling as just a mistake

Placement
No placement