Based off of *Carol of the Bells*

Kark! Here we go
Under attack
What is it now?
Robots react!

Drama is here
Angst, doom and tears
at it again
Clanmates defend!

Pew-pew, pew-pew
lightsabers flash
blasters and guns
lightning at max.

City in flames
NPCs dead
It's for the plot
who thought of that?

JMs are boss
Elders are whack
Here comes a merc
Wolfos protecc

All run and scream
chanting Arconan victories
far and near!

Many, many, many mind tricks
Many, many, many mind tricks

Argue and shout
our heroes rout
Anger and hate
mercy or mistake?

Pew-pew, pew-pew
Pew-pew, pew-pew...

Sithmas Baby (Santa Baby)

Sithmas baby, slip a Lucine under the tree for me
I've been an awful bad girl
Sithmas baby, so hurry to Estle City tonight
I'll wait up for you, dear
Sithmas baby, so hurry to Estle City tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the wars that I have been in
Next year, I could be just as bad
If you check off my Sithmas list
Sithmas baby, I want a Zujenia a lot
Been wanting that Ryn all year
Sithmas baby, so hurry to Estle City
Sithmas honey, one little thing I really need
Its my own Junazee
Sithmas baby, so hurry to Estle City tonight
Sithmas baby, and fill my stocking with Morotheri, shes exactly my type
Sithmas cutie, so hurry to Estle City tonight
Come and trim my Sithmas tree
With all Arconae beauties just for me
I really do want my own Zuza
And I'd love some of Orion too

Sithmas baby, forgot to mention another thing too
A "Q", and I dont mean from Star Trek
Sithmas baby, so hurry to Estle City tonight
Hurry down to Estle City tonight

(The song ends with the singer listing off all the other girls)

And Atriyu, and Silvana, and Tali, and...

Jingle bells
What’s that smell
Ol’val is ablaze

Oh what fun
It is to run
In a burning hellish maze!

Aru is getting yeeted
Strong is on a date
Alaisy’s having dinner but
Who is on her plate?

Zig has lost her jetpack
Atty hit a door
Lucine has come to visit but
Tali wants no more! Hey!

Jingle bells
What’s that smell
Ol’val is ablaze

Oh what fun
It is to run
In a burning hellish maze!

Oh the war in space in frightful
But Selen is so delightful
So while there's no riots or plague
Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind

We had a nice little vacation
With resorts, bikinis, and drinkin'
What ever could go wrong this time?
Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind

When we finally call it a day
How I'll hate going back to the fight
But I know it'll be okay
Because blasters make everything riiight

The murderbots are gradually dying
And the latest villain's still crying
Maybe now Arcona will get a break?
Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.

Nevermiiind, nevermiiiiind, never-miiiiiiiiind!

Happy Sithmas, Atyriu
Happy Sithmas, Marick

So this is Sithmamas
And what have you done
The Force calls you over
Arconans, everyone

And so this is Sithmas
I hope you have fun
The cries of the outcasts
Family we've become

A very merry Sithmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a safe one
Selen, we give our cheers

And so this is Sithmas (Force surrounds us)
For new and for young (Can you feel it)
Arconae watch over us (Force surrounds us)
The war, we fracken won (now)

And so happy Sithmas (Force surrounds us)
For dark and for light (Can you feel it)
For all of the colors (Force surrounds us)
For rainbows we will fight (now)

A very merry Sithmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a safe one
Selen, we give our cheers

And so this is Sithmas (Force surrounds us)
And what have we done (Can you feel it)
This years finally over (Force surrounds us)
With love we move as one (now)

And so happy Sithmas (Force surrounds us)
We hope you have fun (Can you feel it)
The cries of the outcasts (Force surrounds us)
Family we've become (now)

A very Merry Sithmas
Our loved ones are near
Celebrate Arcona
Shed not a single tear

Force surrounds us, Can you feel it
Force surrounds us

Happy Sithmas!

Oh starry night
Dajorra's brightly shining
It is the night of our dear Kirra's birth
Long lay Selen in Sith and Jedi, pining
'Til she appeared, and Grandpa felt her worth.

Ref: 1st verse of 'O holy night'

Oh, oh no, god no
Make it stop, the music
Why would you do this to people
Oh god, oh god, why

Jingle bells, Sithy spells
Ol'val set on fire
Ruka yeets away
Aru in dismay
Tali fills with ire!
Yay!