1 - They say Jabba the Hutt once threw Bale into a Sarlacc Pit. After 3 nights of horrendous noises, the Sarlacc surrendered to Bale’s torture.
2 – They say Stormtroopers have bad aim. Truth is, Bale’s ominous aura just pushes the bolts away.
3 – They say Bale once accidentally crashed into a high representative of house Organa. After court deliberation, Senator Organa apologized for being in Bale’s way.
4 – They say Bale was once Force Sensitive. Truth is, even the Force couldn’t handle being near him.
5 – Bale Andros once took down an entire Star Destroyer by himself. He was only armed with a pen.

The Force says that Bale Andros is with It.

Bale spit on Coruscant once. That spittle was harnessed to power the engines of the entire Imperial navy.

Bale Andros had the death mark in 3700 systems and cleared them all with twenty five minutes of flexing. It would have taken less time but many of them took the time to apologize.

Bale Andros was Anakin Skywalker's father, but Shmi was afraid no one would believe her so she lied and said that she had an immaculate conception.

The vacuum of space verbally thanks Bale every time he doesn't destroy it.

1. When the Grand Master gets mad, he can destroy entire planets. But when Bale Andros gets mad, the Grand Master is rumoured to run.

2. Seneschal James lives in constant fear that Bale Andros's computer will crash, dragging the entire Brotherhood network down with it.

3. One time, Bale Andros named a street after himself on Arx. However, the Dark Council had to rename the street because nobody crosses Bale Andros and lives. The body count was through the roof.

4. The Headmistress was once said to argue that the galaxy keeps stretching because it's afraid that Bale Andros will consume it all.

5. One time, Bale Andros went to Moraband. That's why there's no sign of life there, not some ancient wars.