Competition: Two Sentence Life Day Story

As we all tuck into our Roasted Ewok and blue milk pies, we should think of those who came before, those who will follow, and those who stand with us today. But if you don't stop pestering your sibling, I swear by the holy Force that I will Obi-Wan you out of existence.

Life Day is always a special time of year for friends to gather. That and drink all the ale at the cantina.

As the Jedi celebrated life day with their feast. The Ewoks mourned their roasted brethren.

Let me quickly tell you about this one year that Tahiri and I were at a festival, and she accidently tripped and fell into a dye bucket for cloth. When she got cleaned up a bit, we realized that all of her white markings were green, so we called her, "Festive Tahiri" for weeks till the dye finally wore off.

There once was a Wookiee named Krryarlr'oondo, or "Carl" as he was known by the Regent, who was a fervent believer in Life Day. He partied it up like no one's business, causing a bunch of havok and eventually ended up in prison because of it.

'Twas day before Sithmas.
Tali still hadn't finished her Lifeday shopping.

Red robes walk along the stars towards a great light that constantly spreads itself out. The analogy is of upon death one rejoins a collective consciousness only to be seeded out into the universe once again.

Revs nephew is an annoying little twit.
So he took him out back and decked more than the halls.

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Zeon Blacktooth My two story sentence.

"While doped up on Coffee with an aching back, legs and sore eyes, Zeon stayed up all night to watch the entire series of the Bad Batch.

After the series had finished he decided to be an utter bantha poodoo and log on to the brotherhood websites to do some competitions where he realised it was sunrise the next day....opps"

Life Day was fun this year, but Wookie hugs hurt. Must seek medical aid for my broken bones.

Twas the night before Sithmas! You could hear lasers shooting off in the distance.

I was bad this year so I was expecting a lump of coal for Life Day. Instead, I received a pack of Miller Lite.

Little do most residence of Soliyat know but Edgar travels around the world delivering "surplus" CLan Supplies he "aquires" to the needy to celebrate Life Day. You would have thought that the old man in the hammock traveled that far.