Competition: [Sithmas] Secret Santa

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[Sithmas] Secret Santa

It’s everyone’s favorite time of the year again! Please pick a minimum of 5 Clan members you would like to present with a gift. They can be thoughtful, practical, funny or simply a prank gift.

You may select items from the Stores, which have been augmented in ways that would not be compliant with Regent policies. Or you may detail an item that is not in the stores or doesn't even exist in the Star Wars Universe.

You must include the name of the person you are giving the gift to, what you are giving, and 1-2 sentence description of the item.

Grading

Submissions will be judged on humor (60%) and how well the present fits with the member (30%) and Syntax (10%).

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[CSP] The Hutt That Stole Sithmas
Organized by
Emperor Thran Occasus-Palpatine
Running time
2022-12-01 until 2022-12-31 (about 1 month)
Target Unit
Clan Scholae Palatinae
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
6 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Battlelord Sykes Jade
Submission
Battlelord Sykes Jade opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
Member
Adept Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission

Kamjin would be given a desk. Thran and Rayne keep stealing his office furniture, so he is constantly in need of a replacement. But this is no ordinary desk, it's one of the ones that got stolen in the first place, sanded down and restained a different color so that Kamjin thinks it's a brand new desk instead.

Thran would get an Ascendant raptor. Terrence the tauntaun and Spud the rancor need a friend, and I have it on good authority that Bakurans appreciate large lizards.

Ellac would get a reek. A rancor might put salt in the wound after his misadventures with Kamjin, but this would be a loyal companion to help him in his quest to rid the galaxy of the rancor menace.

Rasilvenaira would get a vulptex. She likes critters and it would add some variety to all the gizkas running about.

Archangel would get a set of pure beskar Mandalorian armor. He's essentially a walking tank, and this armor would further highlight that fact to his opponents on the field of battle.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Xendar Thendaris
Textual submission

Recipient Gift A Gift B
1: Kamjin Lap'lamiz A three-month vacation for the whole family, A Corellian leatherbound, hand-signed edition
(Including Kya, Rohan, and Hikaru) on the luxurious of Palpatine's very rare Darkside Compendium
Gold Beaches, near Tyrena, on Corellia. And to ensure
that they are not disturbed (Or try to escape), a large
contingent of YVH-1 droids will ensure their safety
and security.

2: Rayne Palpatine. A personal servant droid that will replay the order that Rayne gives it, LS-150 Heavy Accelerated Charged
Only, it says her real name and then replays the order. Particle Repeater Gun. And recently cloned
mishalope

3: Ellac Conrat. A large jar of dirt, and a three-week expedition to Dathomir The best cybernetic enhancements available
with a Singing Mountian clan guide ( Friendly Warning: Don't let her get on the market. And a gift certificate to one of
too close, those ladies have been known to use a club on a man to claim many fashionable upscale shops in Tamwith Bay
him as their husband) where he will observe the wild Rancor in its natural habitat.

4: Reiden Palpatine Karr. An E-3PO assistant droid (Careful who you let talk to this one, it A bottle of vintage Corellia whiskey and a C-3PX
has been known to insult anyone in hearing distance.], and a new type droid. And a Jed Cred
ship, a Verpine Adventurer Model 201, Production Group E subtype
Nicknamed the "Mud Sloth."

5: Thran Occasus Palpatine. A set of dummy stabbing knives with the words Beat Kam written on the hilt. And A TIE-D Fight with his
a life-size Ssi-ruuvi plushie, that says "Have you hugged your Flutie today?" personal sigil. And a
bottle of vintage
Namana Liquor

Placement
3rd place
Member
Proconsul Rayne Palpatine
Textual submission

Talon - Bridge. So he can go crawl back under it and be a old troll.
Reiden - Ewok Plushie. So he can have something disgustingly soft to squish.
Kamjin - Old man's cane. So he can ramble and yell at inanimate objects.
Thran - A handheld mirror. So he can admire the most beautiful thing in the galaxy.
Sykes - Vibrodagger. ...Because he's a Jade. Need I say more?

Placement
4th place
Member
Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz
Submission
Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
5th place