Competition: [Pro Bowl VII: Week Two] Toasted

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[Pro Bowl VII: Week Two] Toasted

Gathered together in a cantina, your Pro Bowl team has been drinking heavily and celebrating their time together for this year's festivities. You have been tasked with giving a toast to another member of your team.

Rules

  • Write a toast about a member of your Pro Bowl team.
  • Entries must be 20 words in length.
  • Entries will be graded by humor, syntax, and theme.

This event has a 1x placement modifier.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Pro Bowl VII: Week Two
Organized by
Vynn Salm
Running time
2023-07-17 until 2023-07-23 (7 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
First Level Crescents
Participants
29 subscribers, of which 25 have participated.
Results
1st place
Darth Renatus
Member
Darth Renatus
Submission
Darth Renatus opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
Member
High Inquisitor Anderson
Submission
High Inquisitor Anderson opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
Member
Dr. Malfrost Xeon
Textual submission

Cheers to old man Raist!

A wise man who knows his craft of combat well and who is always willing to teach the youngsters a thing or two! Cheers to the man who is so devoted to his Clan’s motto of bringing in the credits that he often skips out on paying his tab! Cheer to a man who…where did he go? What? What do you mean I have to pick up the tab!?

Placement
3rd place
Member
TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission

I’d like to propose a toast. To Rin, for being able to put letters on top of our logos and making us feel like more of a team!

Placement
4th place
Member
Adept Alaris Jinn
Textual submission

Alaris stood up onto his chair surrounded by at least a dozen other Rotworms. He lifted his mug of Corellian Pale Ale and placed one foot on the table. “Guys, gals, and non-binary pals!”

The chattering around the table came to a stop and they all looked up at Alaris.

“It is not every day we can get the Exarch to communicate with us peons, so I’m dedicating this next drink to him. Wally has long been a good friend of mine. Early hours of the morning coming up with good puns to make Mav look good; wandering down the flatiron way and eating some great Epicanthian sushi; and not to mention all the booze. So raise your glass to my dear friend, Wally, the Hapan who wishes he was a wolf, which is funny, because I thought all the furries were in Plagueis.”

Placement
5th place
Member
Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission

To Locke, the most annoying person I've met during my time in the Brotherhood. I couldn't ask for a better friend!

Placement
6th place
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

To the highly esteemed Panda, Keeper of the Revered stamps of Approve and Deny. Graciously approve this night of fun.

Placement
7th place
Member
Koda Kendis
Textual submission

I dedicate this toast to the amazing members of the Rotworms. Some of you, you know who you are, have been picked by me, the almighty Koda Kendis, and I have a feeling we're going to bringing home a shiny trophy for our collection...because if we don't...I'll chase you all down with my hammer like that one holo-game.

Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Bril Teg Arga
Submission
Dr. Bril Teg Arga opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Nobilus
File submission
[Week 2] Toasted.pdf
Placement
No placement
Member
Essik Lyccane
Submission
Essik Lyccane opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Vorran Shadowfeather
Textual submission

May all your competition requests be fruitful and never need a remand or be declined. May your declination stamp never be used again.

Placement
No placement
Member
Aedile Raistlin
Textual submission

I'd like to make a toast to my Consul Korvis. He is a legendary warrior, and an even more legendary man. Has weathered more storms during his tenure than some ships do in rough seas in a lifetime. If I become one hundredth of the leader he is, I know I'll be more than competent to lead.

Placement
No placement
Member
Archian
Textual submission

"For Socorra! Our Baby Momma! For her to not bend under new challenges!
May the happiness stay with her all-time!"

Placement
No placement
Member
Epis Locke Sonjie
Textual submission

"To Sang, because he is such a bro, and I needed a good victim-ah, I mean recipient, for this toast. He's pretty cool "winkleysmileyface*"

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Kai Movar
Submission
Warlord Kai Movar opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Seer Eiko
Textual submission

To Titius, for not blowing us all up chasing an Envoy bounty. I wouldn't be here today if you had.

Placement
No placement
Member
Proconsul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna
Textual submission

Nora Olen de Plagia has been a spearhead of this team. May she continue to reign terror with her .

Placement
No placement
Member
Nora Olen
Submission
Nora Olen opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Envoy Zuza Lottson
Textual submission

To Tahiri Tarentae! The giggliest of gigglers, master craftswoman of feline jerseys and enabler ideas terrible and or beautifully disturbing!

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Ric "Blade" Hunter
Textual submission

I was always a Rotworm so being a Frogdog is horrible, but on that note always remember #BeatKam!

Placement
No placement
Member
General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos
Submission
General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Luka Zarkot
Textual submission

To Nora Olen,
Always on top of the button, though I haven't a clue how you do it. Keep clicking!

Placement
No placement
Member
Ellac Conrat
Textual submission

For years, he’s shouldered the weight of our Brotherhood from the shadows, in the blackness between the stars. Like the wind, he moves unseen, but his power is unmistakable. To the Phantom Seneschal, James Lucius Entar. May the Force ever serve you!

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission

Hey TuQ, this has been a wild ride, hasn't it? We have fought alongside and against. Cheers to you mate!

Placement
No placement