Unfortunately Socorra had to work with Anders, ANDERS, of all people to get the event set up. Unfortunately, he is somewhat of a taskmaster and an arrogant (censored). Naturally, this gets people talking behind his back...

Members are tasked with creating the best IN CHARACTER insult to High Inquisitor Anderson.

You can be as creative as you like, there is no minimum or maximum word count. However, please remember to stay to in character with the insults. :)

Most devastating burn wins!

Modifier

This competiton gives a 1x modifier.