Competition: SAWed off Whopper

Specifics

"Tarentum... complete this challenge and you will survive another day... fail... and you will spend all eternity locked away in the depths of your mind."

Write a highly detailed plot about how you would torture someone (like in the movie SAW), but using mostly Burger King references. You are the King and you can use any funny commercial or other joke you wish.

Length should be roughly one page, but the maximum is two. You are to write only one plot/challenge.

This competition will be judged by both Archean and Saitou.

Platform

Standard writing platforms

Comments

Start the new year... with the King! =P

(BF approves... Oberst will add a wise crack when he finds out)