Competition: Haiku Week 2: Hutt

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Haiku Week 2: Hutt

Haiki Topic: Hutt

A haiku consists of a triplet that is organized by syllables:

Stanza 1 must contain 5 syllables
Stanza 2 must contain 7 syllables
Stanza 3 must contain 5 syllables

Best haiku will win!

Participants must adhere to the rules of a Haiku. Poems with inaccurate syllables will be disqualified.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: So Hai-Cool: A Haiku Series
Organized by: Captain Jim Nova
Running time: 2025-03-17 until 2025-03-24 (8 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Poetry
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 13 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.

Results

1st place

Member: Tarvitz
Submission: Tarvitz opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Member: Sato Tarentae
Textual submission: Ho ho fat slug laughs,
Metal bikinis oh my!
Death glints in her eyes.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Advisor Reiden Palpatine Karr

Member: Advisor Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission: Hulking and grotesque
Hutts slither around deserts
Slime marks their passage
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Member: Seer Azler
Submission: Seer Azler opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Member: Dr. Ben
Textual submission: Crime lord, High Gangster
The bloated one, called by some
Jabba is *thee* Hutt
Placement: 5th place

6th place

Mistress Aphotis

Member: Mistress Aphotis
Textual submission: Slimy and filthy,
it's the slug life of a Hutt.
Add a pinch of salt.
Placement: 6th place

Member: Syrena Valkar
Submission: Syrena Valkar opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Furios Morega di Plagia

Member: Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission: A cunning crime boss
A big slug with stubby arms
Likes bronze bikinis
Placement: No placement

Member: Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission: They control the spice
Space slugs, greedy, criminal
Business, ho ho
Placement: No placement

Captain Jim Nova

Member: Captain Jim Nova
Textual submission: A true behemoth
So deceptively cunning
Powered by their greed
Placement: No placement