Competition: CNS Historical Campaign 4

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CNS Historical Campaign 4

Specifics

This is the fourth CNS Historical Campaign (HC). If you remember, the first two HCs focused on Tron, the 1st about the founding of the house, and the 2nd around the founding of the clan. The 3rd HC focused on Goatham (Xanos or Darth Vexatus), but I only got two submissions for that event, probably because nobody likes Goatham.

This HC will deal with me, Manesh. It was bound to happen, so it might as well be now. I figure the next few HCs will be about Rai, Malik, or Trev. Probably Rai or Malik since they're actually around to help me design the competition events. So, here are the events:

(Fiction) You are a journeyman or low-ranked equite, and you have been engaged in a competition where your Consul, Manesh Sadow, has participated. However, you find yourself in a situation where you must defeat Manesh in order to secure the Clan's status. How do you manage to defeat Manesh without embarassing him? (This is inspired by me getting my ass kicked by Xayun and Ylith in my quest to reach my 1000 CF goal by the end of the year). At least two pages.
(Fiction) During the 6th Great Jedi War, Manesh had a deeply disturbing dream, perhaps a premonition, where he finds himself a light jedi as he approaches old age. This means that at some point Manesh will turn to the light side and abandon the Dark Brotherhood. You will write a fiction which takes place sometime after Manesh turns to the light side, in which you are discussing with a newer member of the Dark Brotherhood HOW Manesh turned to the light side. You can be any rank you want, and you can assign any member of the DB you know any rank or position in the DB. So, you could write the story and talk about DA Vladek or DJM Xayun if you wanted. Just keep in mind, that this story needs to take the form of an older you, telling this story to some new member. Minimum 2 pages, but maximum 5 pages. I want you to describe what happens to your future pupil. If this is confusing, email me.
(Graphic) There was once a time when Manesh was Quaestor of House Ludo Kressh and a Sith Battlemaster. At the time there was a major DB-wide vendetta taking place, and SBL Yacko, at the time, said these immortal words:

[17:19] <sbl-yacks> Manesh, you're probably one of the better people left in the DB. [17:19] <sbl-yacks> and yes, you can quote that :P

I don't know how I still have that. In reality Yacko could easily kick my ass in either XvT or XWA, but let's ignore that. Let's pretend that we're equally matched. I want you to draw a graphic, I don't care how cheesy it is, depicting me and Yacko in a TIE Fighter dogfight.

(Other) I've been feeling very stressed out lately. In a paragraph, write what you would do to make me feel better. Keep it PG. Your method of making me feel better cannot involve Slurpees or M+Ms of any size, and it must be something I could tell my coworkers without getting fired for sexual harassment.</sbl-yacks></sbl-yacks>