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The epic Star Wars universe is littered with dazzling superweapons, costing millions and millions of credits and taking long months and sometimes years to construct. These creations are capable of destruction on a massive scale.

But hey, these things don't sell themselves! Someone has to deliver inventory like this into the hands of the highest bidder. Fortunately for you there's an entire galaxy harboring greedy Hutt gangsters, ambitious Imperial warlords, and other malcontents looking to establish themselves as superpowers or rogue states.

Assume the role of the sly and cunning 'realtor' – the wacky agent of the arms manufacturing corporation – and write a humorous sales pitch caption for each picture. I've included Wikia links if you'd like to read up on each superweapon. Just send an email with your captions, or if you like, add them in an image editing program and attach them to your submission.

Orbital Nightcloak http://i30.tinypic.com/jp771y.jpg

Sun Crusher http://i30.tinypic.com/2z3xtw3.jpg

Death Star http://i29.tinypic.com/2a9uohz.jpg

Galaxy Gun http://i26.tinypic.com/oh1r2w.jpg

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Orbital_Nightcloak

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sun_Crusher

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Star_I

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Gun

Platform

Email or image editing software

Comments

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