Competition: I'll kill you with...

Specifics

And it's an Arcona original! :D This time, we've got ourselves something quick and easy..it's like Strat's mom, but even more fun!

Again, once a week, I post something. In this case, it's a sentence starting with "I'll kill you with...". After that, I name a a random object.

Your mission is to then present me with the most uniquely painful way to use that object to cause someone's demise. Points are awarded for cruelty and originality, and each response is graded 1-5 points. Winners are those with most points after seven days.

Platform

Nope.

Comments

I have permission from the Consul and President Reagan. Also Michael Jackson, but he's no longer in the chain of command. :(

Awards

Fourth Level Crescents. Because.