Competition: Consul Mustard in the Corsair with the Vibroblade

Specifics

You awake to a state of panic throughout the Tarentum houses. Grabbing your closest weapon, you race to the conference room where people are gathering. The holographic image of your Proconsul is plain to see. The news: Your Consul has been brutally murdered.

Your task is to write a horror/mystery story. Include how the Consul died, how you go about finding who killed him, and any sort of horror elements you come across along the way - whether you be stalked by the killer or end the whole story in a twist. Here's the catch - you must begin the story with this line:

"You have got to be kidding me!"

And you must end the story with this line:

"And then I ate him. On a sesame bun. With a side of onion rings."

The story must be at least half a page long.

Platform

Word or any program that uses .doc format.

Comments

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Awards

3rd level crescents to the top three participants; will be downgraded if participation is low