Competition: [Tarentum] Tusken Raider Said What???

Specifics

Once a month an image from Star Wars IV, V, or VI will be released with a Proconsul report. Write a caption for that image and submit it to Ji K'awiil (you don't have to actually make blurbs, you can just submit the words if you would like, though blurbs do = brownie points!). The funniest caption wins the contest!

Platform

Paint, Photoshop, Word Processors

Awards

Third level crescents to be downgraded if participation is poor.