Competition: Aediles Fortnightly Comp-Alphabet Soup

Specifics

The second Fortnightly Comp… and something slightly different. I would like a piece of fiction describing the eating habits of your character. What kind of foods do they like? What do they hate? Is there a certain food that makes your character gag in disgust? Try and write a short story that answers the above questions. Oh, and see if you can gross me out. =D

Platform

Fiction to be sent to me as either .txt or .doc in 12 point Times New Roman/Arial.

Comments

For those of you who're tired of the GJW. ^_^

Awards

It's a clan-wide competition, so... third level crescents for the winners.