Competition: The Clan Naga Sadow Roast of Xanos Zorrixor

Specifics

Goatham has been Quaestor of House Ludo Kressh, he's been Proconsul of the clan, and now he's Consul. This competition is to show him how much we appreciate his dedication to the survival of our clan.

There's 2 ways you can enter this comp. 1) Send in a comedic roast where you poke fun at our Consul's flaws and quirks in a humorous way. This is a no hold' barred type of thing. 2) Write up a recipe on how you would literally roast Goatham and then serve him on a platter for the clan to eat. Include a list of side dishes that you think will go well with Goat. Make this humourous as well.

Awards

crescents for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd and a DC for every other submission. Every submission earns a reward