Competition: [CNS] Out of This Universe

Specifics

An item has fallen down to the ground in front of you, however from what you can tell this item is not one you have ever encountered before. You must set about to discover and identify this item based solely on its looks. Write a short fiction (500 word minimum) describing how your character determines what this item is and does.

This is a humorous competition, the item can be any normal every day object, the three most amusing entries win. Please submit all entries to myself ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) and the rest of summit.

Platform

any word doc program, .doc or .text preferred.