Competition: [IG15] Dirty Dozen (Short)

Grand Master Muz

Was in bed with a dice made of Fuzz

The Slave came a knocking

He made the bed a rocking

In the end he awoke from his dream with a buzz

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-GM-
There once was a Grand Master named Muz,
who had a serious problem down with his fuzz.
When he straightened it out,
it did fall all about
and squirm on the floor with a buzz.

-HM-
Solari is our headmaster high,
a man yet so stubborn to die.
When he once held a blade,
mear chaos did but play
causing all the little children to cry.

-Kalon Dane Beviin

Lame but I tried. :P

This was a really fun subject. :)

1. Solari
There once was a gem called Solari
who went on an Endor safari
was worshipped by furries
with a feast of Gorph currys
but he preferred Mon Calamari.

2. Raken
There once was a Sith Lord named Raken
who had a nice rump he was shakin’
When asked why he’s cookin
with girls so bad lookin’,
He said “Everything’s better with bacon!”

There once was a man named Fremoc
Who really hated a big blue clock
He was a cool dude
But he was in a feud
And late because he forgot his sock.

There once was a Voice named Pervus
Who's drinking in G-Chats made Muz nervous
While drinking tequila
He banged at AT-AT like a cheetah
But AT-ST that showed up in the morn left him speechless

I'll start with the easiest one:

Darth Pravus:

There is a man in the Db
And once upon a time he scared me
Then I saw him lick his arm
and I saw him make a duck-face
it made me realize
Lord Pervertus is a basket-case.

Grandmaster, Lord Muz:

That man is really scary dudes!
He's got a big karking gun
sometimes he's no fun
and most of the time he seems mad.