Competition: [IG15] Dirty Dozen (Short)

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[IG15] Dirty Dozen (Short)

Poetry (preferred format is .doc or .docx) Write a "dirty" limerick featuring a member of the Dark Council of your choice (GM - DGM - HM - MAA - HRLD - SCL - VOICE - FIST - JST).

Submitting more then one limerick (i.e. making a limerick for more then one DCer) may increase your odds of winning. Entries will be graded based on wit, creativity, connection between DCer and limerick, as well as the regular poetry criteria.

Competition Information
Organized by
General Ood Bnar, Ascendant James Lucius Entar, Lord Muz Ashen Keibatsu, Augur Windos
Running time
2013-04-13 until 2013-04-26 (14 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
16 subscribers, of which 13 have participated.
Results
Member
General Ronovi Tavisaen
File submission
Dirty_Dozen_(Limericks).docx
Placement
1st place
2nd place
Troutrooper
Member
Troutrooper
Submission
Troutrooper opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
Member
Legorii Arconae
File submission
Poetry_-_2013_IG.doc
Placement
3rd place
Member
A deleted dossier
File submission
IG15_10278_Andrelious.docx
Placement
4th place
5th place
Adept Xantros
Member
Adept Xantros
File submission
Limericks__KP_Xantros__11518.doc
Placement
5th place
Member
Silent
Textual submission

Grand Master Muz

Was in bed with a dice made of Fuzz

The Slave came a knocking

He made the bed a rocking

In the end he awoke from his dream with a buzz

silent 3151

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Tracinya Beviin Entar
Textual submission

-GM-
There once was a Grand Master named Muz,
who had a serious problem down with his fuzz.
When he straightened it out,
it did fall all about
and squirm on the floor with a buzz.

-HM-
Solari is our headmaster high,
a man yet so stubborn to die.
When he once held a blade,
mear chaos did but play
causing all the little children to cry.

-Kalon Dane Beviin

Placement
No placement
Member
Warden Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
File submission
Limerick_-_Morrighan_8106.docx
Placement
No placement
Member
Fet'ai'narun
File submission
_IG15_3325Submission.doc
Textual submission

Lame but I tried. :P

This was a really fun subject. :)

Placement
No placement
Member
Lord Idris Adenn
File submission
Limerick3783.docx
Placement
No placement
Member
Mayda Ferium
Textual submission

1. Solari
There once was a gem called Solari
who went on an Endor safari
was worshipped by furries
with a feast of Gorph currys
but he preferred Mon Calamari.

2. Raken
There once was a Sith Lord named Raken
who had a nice rump he was shakin’
When asked why he’s cookin
with girls so bad lookin’,
He said “Everything’s better with bacon!”

Placement
No placement
Member
General Kell Palpatine Dante
Textual submission

There once was a man named Fremoc
Who really hated a big blue clock
He was a cool dude
But he was in a feud
And late because he forgot his sock.

Placement
No placement
Member
Valhavoc
Textual submission

There once was a Voice named Pervus
Who's drinking in G-Chats made Muz nervous
While drinking tequila
He banged at AT-AT like a cheetah
But AT-ST that showed up in the morn left him speechless

Placement
No placement
Member
Maenaki Delavi'in
Textual submission

I'll start with the easiest one:

Darth Pravus:

There is a man in the Db
And once upon a time he scared me
Then I saw him lick his arm
and I saw him make a duck-face
it made me realize
Lord Pervertus is a basket-case.

Grandmaster, Lord Muz:

That man is really scary dudes!
He's got a big karking gun
sometimes he's no fun
and most of the time he seems mad.

Placement
No placement