Competition: Zenon of the 21st Century!

Specifics

Think about your time at the Brotherhood as a whole and write a short fiction on experiences your character has faced. You can use your Wiki page as a resource or improvise. The fiction has to be written with the use of song titles and/or movie titles to make the experience either more emphasized or hilarious. It can be serious, crazy, or just plain strange. For example the sentence, "Zenon took pleasure in taking advantage of others and making them feel miserable just by manipulating them with the use of the Force." could be written as, "Zenon took Polka-Dotted Euphoria in taking Robust Depredation of Pleasant Strudel and making them His Dragons just by Artificial Motions with the use of Energetic Thunder."

Platform

Any Word platform