Competition: The Vows

Socorra:

Muthafucka what up,
Before we was engaged we was single,
Before I took a drink I had a full cup,
Telling you all this makes my heart tingle.

I knew your name after I met you,
You're almost as awesome as Legz,
Wally didn't come to church for our wedding because he's a Jew,
After this we're going to spread your legs.

This love is a crime,
And we were both just convicted,
When we cook together we won't use thyme,
Oh shit Muz showed up, that I would not have predicted.

I'm gonna cut this off here,
Because I would never say anything long-winded or more than forty pages,
Time to go watch Legz turn water into beer,
And share a night for the ages.

Atyiru:

Socorra, Socorra, how fair your skin,
How soft your hair and how graceful your chin.
I'm in love, I'm in love, with you my dear,
So listen close, I'll whisper in your ear.

While the seasons will surely pass us by,
Our love time's ravages will yet defy.
With you I am in perfectly pure bliss,
All my cares and worries, gone with one kiss.

Soon, I will cherish you from back to front,
I will softly kiss your pink little nose,
You are a woman of very great class,
And with an incredibly perfect face.

We spent all day like old chickens, clucking.
We will spend tonight like rabbits, sleeping.
Together will collect fine china,
And I will play with your tasty vagina.

From the moment our paths crossed,
You’ve surprised me,
Distracted me,
Captivated me,
And challenged me to saber duels in a way
That no human being ever has.
I’ve fallen in love with you again and again,
Countless times, without understanding why, I think you are using the Mind Trick on me.
And I still can’t believe that today I get to marry my best friend. Wait? What? Who are you? What did you put in my drink!

PRT Lexi Sarden (Sith) / Battle Team Dark Forge of House Galeres of Clan Arcona [SA: I]
{SA: DPE - DPV} PIN 13739

Sorry. :P

The very first day I looked into your eyes
I saw a beautiful soul that matched mine
And it was the most wonderful surprise
I had received a gift from the divine.
You are the most fair woman to exist
You could sow my heart, you were my suture
True love is something you cannot resist
In your hazel eyes I saw my future.
And you are and always will be my cure
Sarah, you are the meaning to my life
I have never in my life been so sure
About something, I need you as my wife.
So here I am I am down on one knee
With just one question, will you marry me?