Competition: Exterminate The Care Bears

Finished
Exterminate The Care Bears

Specifics

Our house has been taken over by care bears, they are all over the place! In our latrines, barracks, kitchen, library and they have even taken over our recreational room! We must get rid of them before we become the laughing stock of the other clans.

Platform

Fiction

Details

Minimum of 500 word fiction, the funnier the better.

Competition Information
Organized by
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Running time
2014-05-01 until 2014-05-08 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Scholae Palatinae
Competition Type
Fiction
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
3 subscribers, of which 2 have participated.
Results
Member
General Kell Palpatine Dante
Submission
General Kell Palpatine Dante opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
Member
Brandon Tarsus
Textual submission

It was a nice, warm, sunny Spring's day. The birds were out, and the critters were running around. It was a perfect day. Nothing could really ruin it, so did Tarsus, the tall and handsome Obelisk, thought to himself. He was on his way to the mess hall to get some grub. The large man was very hungry, so he thought he'll eat with the soldiers. Tarsus soon made his way down the sidewalk, inching closer and closer to the mess hall. All of the sudden, panic aroused all around him. Screams and cries filled the air. All of the sudden, Tarsus saw that THEY WERE BEING ATTACKED MY CARE BEARS! RAA!!

Everyone was running away. They screamed for their lives, but Tarsus was unfazed. "Care bears, really", thought Tarsus. He thought it was ridiculous what was going on. The large Obelisk let out a sigh and walked toward the attacking CARE BEARS! RAA! They evil Care Bears all ganged up on Tarsus. They jumped on him, kicked him, punched him, and bit him, but only for them to get kicked in the face. Suddenly, he was kicked in the face by a HUGE CARE BEAR! RAA! Tarsus was knocked off his feet. Quickly, the Care Bears began to carry Tarsus away. Tiki tiki, taka taka! That was all they said! Tiki tiki taka taka! Tarsus yelled out no as they cared him away to be turned into a giant care bear!! THE END!

Placement
2nd place