Competition: That's no moon...that's a turkey!

Alright, first, you take a Fosh, ya know, the bird fellers, you pluck it, pull out the wobbly bits nobody wants to eat. Stuff it full of seasonings, slather it up, and now, we shove that into the body cavity of a Nerf calf, after prepping it of course, pulling out the stomachs and such, don't throw them bits away, can always use them for side dishes! Now ya roll that calf up in a wet rub, lotsa seasonings again, and no, you ain't done yet.

Now we take that, and we shove it into a Tauntaun, bit cliché I know, but hey, it's tasty eating. Now we shave that Tauntaun, save all that and make a coat or blanket for your dear old mom for the coming Christmas; roll that sucker in flour and seasonings, douse it with milk, and roll it again, this is called double breading, and it's of course, fantastic.

Then ya dump the whole thing into a vat of oil, heated to around 350 degrees (that's 176 for you Celsius people), cook until the internal temp (ie. The Fosh) is at about 165 (or 74ish, whatever). Pull it out, let the oil drain off it, maybe pat it down a bit with some paper towels if you got something against delicious grease, and serve!

So, Fosh-Nerf-Taun, serves at least twenty, or four Obelisk.

(note: some might have an issue with eating a supposed 'sentient' creature (ie. The Fosh again), these people should be given a vegetarian dish and sat in a dark corner so they can rethink how they've wasted their lives.)

Step 1: Get Force from spice rack.
Step 2: Awaken it.
Step 3: Profit.