Competition: What the Frak is Commander Locke talking about?

Specifics

For those of you who read the “Words from the Commander” section of the Nighthawk Report, I have a comp for you! I am going to add something to the end my section and you have to answer the question, “What the frak is Commander Locke talking about?” It could be anything from a terrible description of a song or movie to something completely off the wall. The first person with the right answer gets a shiny, cause I know how much you guys like shiny things. For real though you guys are like cats.

Platform

Submit in the comments of report.