Competition: Caption me IV

Finished
Caption me IV

Simple caption the image in the funniest manner. Make it comical and pertaining to the image presented below. This is a great way to get your promotion requirements! Be active and keep the momentum going!

Competition Information
Organized by
Egregious
Running time
2015-02-28 until 2015-03-07 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Graphics/Multimedia
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
11 subscribers, of which 8 have participated.
Results
1st place
Warlord Hades
Member
Warlord Hades
Textual submission

"I am Darth Meowmix. You've taken away my treats for the last time."

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Magik
Member
Magik
Textual submission

"Puuuuur", You are no match for the Dark Side!

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
MERLANCE
Member
MERLANCE
Textual submission

"Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. A more elegant weapon, for a more civilized age. Meow."

Placement
3rd place
Member
Anshar Kahn Tarentae
Submission
Anshar Kahn Tarentae opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
4th place
Member
Archean Bloodfyre Tarentae
File submission
FunnyPart-com-star_wars_cat.jpg
Textual submission

Here is my submission

Archean Tarentae
5949

Placement
5th place
6th place
Constantine
Member
Constantine
Textual submission

OT Ceasar Pin 10484

Come near that Window Your Dead

Placement
6th place
7th place
Meleu Karthdo
Member
Meleu Karthdo
Textual submission

"Now I am the one with the laser, puny human!"

Placement
7th place
8th place
Jalen Ramz
Member
Jalen Ramz
Textual submission

I must not chase the light!

Placement
8th place