"I didn't think Kylo Ren could sink Solo."

"Do you know the Justicar? Nah, I don't know Jac."

"Do you like Grey Goose Vodka? Nah, it gets my gander up."

"I would talk about the Ocean but I'll wave that idea."

"I used to play baseball but I would get upset and run home."

"I'd like to leave but homeplate is safe."

1. I was forced awaken early on Christmas day with sounds of children digging into their presents.
2. How-lader you doing today.
3. Most things can be improved by one of five things: Bacon, Cheese, Chocolate, Butter, and BEER!
4. I fish we could stop the Jac puns. Boat I know the DJB won't.
5. If procrastionation was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.
6. I am known at the gym as the "before picture."

1: The Merchandise Farce Awakens
2: Pravus as GM? Muz looks a little Ashen.
3: Alcoholic? No just an Aussie.
4: My bonny lies over the ocean, thank fuck for that.
5: I saw a game of football once, just once.
6: These aren't punny, should of stuck with creating Havok.

1. "The Force Awakens" (take that however you like)

Wooo, as long as it doesn't wake the baby.

2. DJB Member Names (Past or present)

There have been so many "blades" that we should re-brand to the Dark Jedi Armory.

3. Alcohol

This is the distillery you are looking for.

4. The Ocean (again, take that as you like)

where we really get salt from, whales.

5. Sports

The only good sport, is a Jedi sport.

6. Wild Card - Any of the above topics (or combination there of)

So the Force awoke to play some sports, but got bored so it went to the bar to get drunk and try to imitate how whales make salt.

1. The Force Awakens, and it also opens!
2. Eitherbial? No just my bill.
3. Fuzzy navel? No thanks, I shaved yesterday
4. Ocean? Yea she got married to Peter Gallagher O'Grady
5. NASCAR? Now thats something I can get up on and drive
6. Screwdriver? I want to drink it not fix it

1. The Force Awalkens
2. Cethgus Tiberius EnStar
3. Bar and Peace
4 Water you up to?
5. Wonder why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me!
6.Cethgus Tiberius EnStar goes to a bar to get peace when someone asks "Water you up to? ". All sudden sees a baseball getting bigger till it his him.