Competition: Caroling in style

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Caroling in style

The Shadow Lady has dragged you and several of your fellow Arconans out into the cold to go caroling. As the evening progresses you and your fellow Arconans are forced to sing cheerful holiday songs to the locals of Estle City. Take any holiday song and modify it to give it a Star Wars or Dark Jedi Brotherhood twist.

You must provide the original lyrics along with your modified version of the holiday song. Submit a .pdf file or simply use the submission box below.

Placements will be based on incorporation of the Star Wars theme, creativity, and Judges personal enjoyment.

As a note so there is no confusion this competition will not award Clusters of Ice.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
An Arconan Holiday
Organized by
Occultan Iacul
Running time
2015-12-18 until 2015-12-31 (14 days)
Target Unit
Clan Arcona
Competition Type
Poetry
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
9 subscribers, of which 8 have participated.
Results
Member
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Textual submission

Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we’ve no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

It doesn’t show signs of stopping
And I’ve bought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I’ll hate going out in the storm
But if you’ll really hold me tight
All the way home I’ll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And my dear, we’re still goodbying
As long as you love me so
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I’ll hate going out in the storm
But if you’ll really hold me tight
All the way home I’ll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And my dear, we’re still goodbying
As long as you love me so
Let it snow (let it snow)
Let it snow (let it snow)
Let it snow (let it snow)

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Oh, the void of space is frightful,
And Arcia's rack is so delightful,
But since we've no real fear,
We all cheer, we all cheer, we all cheer.

The Shadow Lady's on another bend,
And we'll all be forced to make friends,
The summit is no help, oh dear,
We all cheer, we all cheer, we all cheer.

Yeah it might be a little bit coarse,
To use some trick of the Force,
But we might still get out of here,
to run and hide with a couple of beers.

Oh, the night is yet unwinding,
And my bros, our creds are shining,
Looks like we're in the clear!
We all cheer, we all cheer, we all cheer.

When we finally slip away,
With relief we'll all sigh,
Just brooding, no smiling today,
that Miraluka's gotta be high.

Oh, the night is yet unwinding,
And my bros, our creds are shining,
Looks like we're in the clear!
We all cheer,
We all cheer,
We all cheer!

Placement
1st place
Member
Eminent Ikarri Itinen
Textual submission

I don’t want a lot for Sithmas.
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about Great Jedi Wars
Underneath the rewards
I just want you for my own.

More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Sithmas is you.

I don’t want a lot for Sithmas
There is just one thing I need,
I don’t care about the rewards
For our victories in the Great Jedi War

I don’t need to dock my Battlecruiser
There upon the Spacedock
Atyiru won’t make me happy
With a Promotion on Sithmas Day

I just want you for my own
More then you could ever know
Make my desires come true
All I want for Sithmas is you.

Original Lyrics - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

Placement
2nd place
Member
Ernordeth Puer-Irae
Submission
Ernordeth Puer-Irae opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
3rd place
Member
Adem Bol'era
Textual submission

Joy to the Clan, the movie was good!
Let JJ receive awards;
Let every member rejoice,
And Atty and Marick sing,
And Atty and Marick sing,
And Atty, and Marick, and Arcona sing.

Joy to the clan, Jar Jar is gone!
Let critics choke on it;
While young and old, fans, and casuals
Rewatch the film again,
Rewatch the film again,
Rewatch, rewatch, the film again.

Placement
No placement
Member
Stang Mach
Submission
Stang Mach opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae
File submission
gamerbells1.png
Textual submission

https://i.gyazo.com/0e0754c9c24d3f3f1831530f4aa820cf.png

Lyrics in text form:
(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

“Gamer Bells”
By Marick Arconae (#10214)

Dashing through the noobs
On a G-M-R-G train
Over the gamers we go,
Pwning them all the way

Ernor’s got some jokes,
that make our spirits bright
What fun it is to game and reckt’
A slaying song tonight!

Oh, Gamer bells,
Scholae smells
Taldryan for the lose
Oh what fun it is to have
Top G-M-R-G slots
Plagueis yells,
Sadow smells
Tarentum has T-O-R
Odan Urr is kind of cool,
But **Arcona** all the way!

Placement
No placement
Member
Braecen Kaeth
Textual submission

It's Christmas time in the Citadel,
Ring-a-ling (ring-a-ling)
Hear them scream
Soon it will be Sithmas day

Estle sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Dressed in Dark Jedi styles
In the air there's a feeling of Sithmas
(Ood laughing,
People running,
Screaming in fear)
And on every street corner you'll hear

The Neti's insane (insane), the Neti's insane (insane)
It's Sithmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling (ring-a-ling)
Hear them scream
Soon it will be Sithmas day

(Bolts from blasters,
Even lightsabers,
blink a bright red and green
As the Sith and Jedi rush
Home with their treasures)

Hear the bones crunch
See the medis rush
This is Atty's big day
And above all this bustle you'll hear

The Neti's insane (insane), the Neti's insane (insane)
It's Sithmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling (ring-a-ling)
Hear them scream
Soon it will be Sithmas day

Placement
No placement
Member
Celahir Erinos Arconae
Textual submission

To Mariah Carey's - All I want for christmas

I don't want a lot for Sithmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the Jedi
Underneath the Sithmas tree
I just want power for my own
More than Jedi could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Sithmas aint' you

I don't want a lot for Sithmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the Jedi
Underneath the Sithmas tree

I don't need to explain my choices
Murdering almost every race
All the blood won't make me happy
With a slaughter on Sithmas Day

I just want power for my own
More than Jedi could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas aint' you

I won't ask for much this Sithmas
Orders, out I will throw
And I, I just wanna keep on killing
Undesirables got to go

I won't make a note and warn them
Killing them don't make me sick
I won't even bat an eyelid
Those who don't like it can suck my dick

Cause I just want you gone tonight
Clinging on to your child tight
What more can I do
Oh baby, all I want for Sithmas aint' you

All the sabers are flying
Death is spreading everywhere
And the sound of childrens'
Crying fills the air

And everyone is running
I hear those undesirables begging
Sarin won't you kill me
Please don't kill us, please
Won't you please leave my baby with me, please

I don't want a lot for Sithmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want undesirables gone
They're just such a big eyesore

I just want power for my own
More than Jedi could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, all I want for Christmas ain't you

All I want for Christmas ain't you, baby

Placement
No placement