Competition: [CA:CW] Do You Understand the Words Coming Out of My Mouth?

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[CA:CW] Do You Understand the Words Coming Out of My Mouth?

Explain the plot of your favorite movie, badly.

Do it in 140 words or less to qualify!

Judged on humor.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[Arcona] Captain Arcona: Civil War
Organized by
General Stres'tron'garmis
Running time
2016-01-16 until 2016-01-27 (12 days)
Target Unit
Clan Arcona
Competition Type
Fiction
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
7 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.
Results
1st place
Braecen Kaeth
Member
Braecen Kaeth
Textual submission

Patriarch murdered by nefarious Brother who steals the kingdom with the help of his henchmen until rightful heir finds women, and has sex, before he returns with a tiny and a flatulent side-kick to further impress woman by murdering his Uncle.

I introduce: The Lion King

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Ossk
Member
Ossk
Textual submission

Billionaire former cosplay addict with serious mental issues, returns to his dark ways when a beautiful poor lady roots through his broken down home and tries to find something to help her survive. However things don't go according to plan when a well meaning and disabled citizen attempts to return to the people their rightful power and wealth.

Proceeding to rampage through the city and even destabilize this new glorious democracy with the help of the old establishment, he brutally beats up the poor citizen and even rips out his breathing mask! causing him immeasurable pain. Overcome with remorse, the heartbroken and soul weary addict flies off into the sunset and never returns again to his city.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Magness Dritch
Textual submission

Man survives on desert island using a pair of ice skates and a volleyball with a disguised ease-of-access hole before discovering that his wife was just a slag after all.

Placement
3rd place