Competition: [CA:CW] Do You Understand the Words Coming Out of My Mouth?

Patriarch murdered by nefarious Brother who steals the kingdom with the help of his henchmen until rightful heir finds women, and has sex, before he returns with a tiny and a flatulent side-kick to further impress woman by murdering his Uncle.

I introduce: The Lion King

Billionaire former cosplay addict with serious mental issues, returns to his dark ways when a beautiful poor lady roots through his broken down home and tries to find something to help her survive. However things don't go according to plan when a well meaning and disabled citizen attempts to return to the people their rightful power and wealth.

Proceeding to rampage through the city and even destabilize this new glorious democracy with the help of the old establishment, he brutally beats up the poor citizen and even rips out his breathing mask! causing him immeasurable pain. Overcome with remorse, the heartbroken and soul weary addict flies off into the sunset and never returns again to his city.

Man survives on desert island using a pair of ice skates and a volleyball with a disguised ease-of-access hole before discovering that his wife was just a slag after all.