Competition: Where in the World is Farrin Xies?

As was mentioned in the first part of the new Tarentum canon, the Clan Summit has decided for its safety (and for other reasons known to few...) to avoid a permanent base of operations for the time being. Instead, they float from planet to planet, ship to ship; they rarely are seen in one place for more than a few days. The worst offender in this regard is the Consul, Farrin Xies; besides frequent holocalls to key figures within Tarentum, few have physically seen their leader in some time. This, of course, begs the question:

Where in the world is Farrin Xies?

Entries will be graded on the standard fiction rubric and should be a minimum of 500 words and a maximum of 1000. Special consideration will be given to entries that are not only technically sound but also humorous.