Competition: Breaking the fourth wall

Imagine if you will, existing in a universe where you're as foul-mouthed, witty and good looking as Deadpool (with the mask on ;) ).

How would your character interact with the world, knowing that he was a creation of someone else and existed in a comic book/movie.

A minimum of 500 words is required for you to beat up the bad guys, save the girl and get a kickass chimichanga.

Entries will be marked using the usual fiction judging criteria. Bonus points (+1 to your score) will be given for originality and hilariously rude puns.