Aiden Lee Deshra Limerick:

There once was a duelist named Aiden
Who never knew the love of a Maiden
Several ladies he has fought
Only challenges were wrought
Always feeling that he should have just stayed in.

Lucine was a Sith and a redhead,
Who loved taking Chiss into her bed.
The color blue
Was her favorite hue,
"It looks so good on me," she said.

There once was a father of four
Whose spouse treated him like a whore
She wanted him to impress
So made him wear a dress
And that night he was very sore

There once was a Ronnie from Yridia
who drank heavily in the city-a
Aliso's her home
and the streets she'll roam
for a girl without actinomyxidia

Apologies, I sent this when logged in on my spouse in RL's computer (Andrelious) so I accidently sent it on his login. He has updated his submission and entered his entry and below is my entry and I have remembered to log in as Kooki this time :P sorry to confuse

There once was a Sith called Kooki
Who didn't always say no to nooky
If her spouse forgot food
Or put her in a mood
She'd wish she could turn him into a wookie

There once was a Sith with blue skin
Many a Chiss he called kin
Khryso was his name
He sought out great fame
And to that end was willing to sin.

Stirring of conflicts inspires her muse,

brutal ignition of flame by fuse.

Playing with deadly whips,

away from Doctor’s chips.

Penetrating skulls with high heeled shoes.