The one thing we didn't know,
Pravus' idea for giving us woe,
The terrible secret he held so near,
Is now causing problems and making it clear
That all along he knew our fates,
And now his forces have opened the gates
To all our secrets we held so dear
His army approaches now, so near.
We quake with fear, our time has come
To attempt this coup we were indeed dumb.

Of course he knew that we would fall,
he attacked us hard and it took our all
To stand up to him, our faces grim,
knowing our chances indeed were slim.
His troops of hawkbats he did send in,
all at once there was a din
as they all swooped down with guttural noise,
destroying all our hopes and poise
as they latched on and began to tickle
as tears down our faces did trickle.
We laughed and laughed and slapped our head,
til all at once we dropped down dead.
Laugh ourselves to death, we did
and sealed the nails in our coffin lid!

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