Quaestor Report

2003/07/04, 10:00 PM, Quaestor - House Gladius

Greetings again, Gladius for another fabulous rendition of the Gladius Quaestor report! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this report is powered by beer! Yes, beer, the drink of the gods!

"And the report is sponsored by the people of Alcoholics AreAllOfUs. That's right buddy, screw you! I know when to say when, and I haven't even finished my thirdsh! Aww, look at thish guy. Thish guy right heresh isssshhh the greatest. I love all of yous!"

"And now ladies and gentlemen, the Dark Brotherhood does not condone alcoholism in any way, shape, or form. The above mentioned commercial voice impersonator has been fired, and will never again spoil these reports with his blatant drunken stupidity."

"Hey, screw you, buddy! I'll come back ansh report on whateeeerrr I wanna. An nobody is gun make me stop! Hick!"

Man, what a bunch of loudmouth drunks I can be. :P Yep, Sithie broke into the beer stash. So maybe this report will be the least bit entertaining. I'm amazed that I can still type! L Nah, I've only had three so far. But I'll be roaring drunk later tonight.

New member! Yep, a return. Zhada Shorkan has come back to Gladius. Some of you might remember her. I do. :) She was in the EH DB's Gladius for a while, and she's decided to come join us in all of our fun. And that's awesome! We hope you'll like it here with us, again, Zhada. Welcome back.

Oh yeah, and Zig is back, too. "Where'd Zig go, you drunk lil QUA, you?" Oh, he had to train 200 people to go fight in Iraq. We pray for their safety, and for their safe return. War sucks people. :P But hey, we're online, so we can have as many pretend wars as we want, because, in the end, the dead guys all get up and walk away, and go have dinner with their wives and kids, or whatnot. But we're glad Zig is being able to help train people to survive and work in such hostile conditions.

We have a Clan comp in the making. Zig, Zekk, Rekio and I will be working on putting it out, and making you guys and girls all have so much fun you could just pass out, wake up, and kill Sithie from having so much fun. ;) And yes, I know. I get wierd and creative and stupid and drunk when I'm drinking. I think now, the creative excitement of starting to drink has hit me. Or maybe my body is just so glad to finally have some nourishing beer coursing through its system! I can hear the hallelujah chouruses now. ;) And yes, I'm kidding. Watch for the lightning bolts.

And I just started on beer number 4. Anyone who's online in... ohhh, say an hour or two, you might get to see slightly drunken Sithie. ;) And guess what? I make people laugh. Go figure. Oh! And Firefox threatened to demote me to Apprentice. L Now that would be soemthing. I'd be GM APP-slapped. :P

Let's see, new and interesting stuff going on... Jason is on leave, so the Mystics... are loose! Noooooo! Lock your doors, turn out your lights, and hide your mittens. As long as they think no one is home, maybe they'll go back to the Asylum. But, then, umm.... I'm a Mystic Alumnus. I'm not so sure that would save people if I were loose with them. Quick! Run wild and free, and pretend to be among them! That could work.

And for those who remember, I made mention of the fact that Zig would like for me to be his PCON. After the general thoughts that were expressed to me, I think I've made my decision that I'll be accepting this, but I might not have to make that decision, apparently. After talking with Mav, it seems there is possible talk of phasing out the PCON position in Clans. I don't know what truth their is to this, exactly, but this could keep me here with all of you. :) So if you think that's good, rejoice! And if you think that's no good at all, quick, go yell at Mav! :P

Ok, I just looked back at what i've written. This report is long enough, I'll end on a final note. Well, two final notes. Number one, you all rock, and I love the opportunities I've had to be your Quaestor. I don't do this to lead you, I do this to stand with you guys, and bask in your talent. And number two, for bounced emails, and such... I post my reports online at the DB site, so people can read them there, as well, if they happen to miss one, but starting now, if I get a bounced email from anyone three weeks in a row, without any notification that you're on leave, I'll be AWOLing people. I hate having to lose people, and people that know me know I don't AWOL people easily, or often, but it's not fair to those who do try to keep up with things, and stay active. Anyways, go have fun! It's summer! And Sithie's drunk, so the mice will play when the cat is passed out drunk! :P You guys rock.