Dark Greetings Mystics!

     Wow, it feels good to have 'phyle stuff' again. Ahem, for those of you who haven't really met me before, especially as TET. . . 'phyle stuff' was always the title of my reports, so I figured this would be round, or volume, as it may be, II of the infamous Phyle Stuff. I realize Wednesday is a really odd day for a report, but I figured as a new TET I needed to get in contact, anyway, and it might as well be a report, because I'll be babbling for a while. I think. Anyway! For future reference, I'll probably send my reports on Friday, that way Jason has mine in time to do his, and Sith has his in time to do his. . .yea.  

Uhmm. I really hate get to you know you crap, but hey. Doing what you hate is funny. So. . .everyone reply and state. . (in character, mind you) your name, the name of your latest victim, and how that victim became your victim, and, and, erm. . .what you have found to be the best tool for cutting down mighty trees/shubbery/pet quaestors/pcons on spice. . .etc.

Oh! And also state your most prominent mental/psychological disorder to date. If you have none. . .eh, that's not possible anyway. And then, of course, once everyone begins stating all of this nonsense.. feel free to make fun of each other for your responses, or applaud them, or. . .whatever.

Ahem, also, I kind of just grabbed and accepted a new phyle member for the sake of getting everyone started off on the same page at once, so. Everyone welcome Spears! Spears, welcome Spears, too. Since this is your first notice that I decided to accept you into the phyle quickly, thus allowing you to narrowly escape some nonsense test of insanity I would've come up with in the future. Cheers.

Mystics of the Black Arts. We're awesome, there's no one else quite like us. And we plan to continue to prove that true. So that means you all get to shove your talents in the rest of the Brotherhood's face by taking part in every DB/Order-wide type of event you can possibly get your paws on. Seriously, I've marked lots of competitions outside of Gladius, and of course in Gladius, and you all definitely have the talent to win, it just takes participation on your part. So there. Inspirational burst of information. Oh, and the notification that while I will try and keep everyone up to date on big events going about. . .it is your solemn and unholy duty to keep up with the DB news page and inform yourself of what's going on. It's really quick and painless. Unless you like pain. . .then its the most painful thing you could ever imagine. Mmk? Yay.

And, I'll be conjuring a list of competition/activity ideas. . .and I have lots of thoughts.. nasty thoughts. Er, but if you would like to contribute to my conjurer's list, then feel free to let me know what you'd like to see activity and competition wise. And this report is getting really long, so I will stop, soon.

Okay, I'm done. I probably left out something. In which case, it is your second solemn and unholy duty to ask a question about whatever I forgot. . .and then you will be thus informed. Also -- website designers would be greatly appreciated, but if we have none among our ranks. . .I'll try and do something. Nod. So, we'll go from here.

Ta, for now. Don't forget to state the following:

Name

Name of last victim

How last victim became last victim

Best tool found for cutting down mighty trees/shubbery/pets quas/pcons on spice

Most prominent mental/psychological disorder to date

Darkness guide,

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C.i.a.r.a M.a.y.a T.e.a.r.n.a.n R.o.t.h.w.e.l.l

KPN Ciara Tearnan (Krath)/P:KHP-TET/Gladius of Tarentum,

DS/GCx2/(SC-SoA)/(SE-LS)/DC-KC-O-CS/(GNB)/(BNG)(BN)/Cr-1S-2A-3R

• Queenie Mystic, Ex-con -
  

.."Under the tongue root a fight most dread, and another raging, behind, in the head"..