Krath Tetrarch Report


Krath Tetrarch Report

Loreseekers Phyle Tetrarch Report #4

There's a bunch of informative crap in the CON, QUA, and AED reports. Read those if you want news. The Loreseekers Tetrarch Report is an Inanity-Only zone.

~Phyle News~

I dunno. I think there was a medal awarded to somebody or something. Beats me. Only like two of you people are active anyways, and there's only one I've ever heard anything from. Tell ya what, why don't you all just go to Dark Orb or Prophecy? Not like it'll lower the activity levels of Loreseekers any, ya buncha lazy bums.

~House/Clan News~

Um...stuff's happening, I guess. If you're not recieving the HQD and Arcona reports, talk to like...Jam3z or Tiss or somebody about it. Don't talk to me. I honestly don't care. And I'm not gonna bother summarizing every other report sent down if you people are too lazy to read them for yourselves.


Well, there's the KMT and Epic Story competitions, which have been running for a while. Our new AED Cyris has started some sort of character development competition. It's a lot of writing, and no matter how much effort you put in, I'm gonna win anyways, so...yeah.

~Poem of the Week~

As Tetrarch, this report is mine to do with as I please. As such, I've decided to start putting in a different poem every week. If the content offends you...too fucking bad. It's my report, not yours.

The king named Oedipus Rex

Who started this fuss about sex

Put the world to great pains

By the spots andthe stains

Which he made on his mother's pubex.


That's it. Get the fuck out. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. In contradiction to all previous reports, you CAN'T contact me. I don't wanna hear you people. Leave me alone. Don't let the mutant 600 foot tall blood sucking bed bugs bite.

GRD Alex Draconis Entar (Krath)/TYR/Qel-Droma of Arcona

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