With so much trauma in tha DJB

It's pretty hard being Korras, ya see?

so dawg packed his bags for tha Missisippi

to go catch some sun where tha girls are slippy

But back at home where tha shite goes down

Arania wears a long arse frown

Cause Arion done changed his song

crossed his name and turned a Long

tha Wulf done left a while back

and as an Obbie he'll take a crack

So Muz is left to watch you punks

slice our foes up to little chunks

Kick you dawgs until you're sore

make ya'll fight in tha Jedi War

Tha Lion wants ya'll to write

make sure ya'll ain't outta sight

He's giving you exactly one minute

find a clean robe and get yer arse in it.

And since we be tha sons of Sadow

Arcona and Taldyran, they be our foe

So shine up your sabres, salute your master

get out there and become tha disaster

Yeah, I know... It's always painful when a white guy tries to rhyme.

kicks the general lameness alarm

HOUSE MARKA RAGNOS AEDILE REPORT

NEWS

Great bloody Jedi War is on. Phase two ends next friday, so go get some shite done. Clan Naga Sadow is warring against Taldyran and Arcona. What with all the allies we have, we'll be sure to be on the winning side, but that ain't enough for me. I want people to get trounced so bad that they look at us, their eyes all wide, their mouths working silently and wondering how we did it. Tissaya always gives us that stuff about having fun being more important. Well, it is. But it's also more fun to annihilate the opposition while we are having fun. It's more fun to pwn.

StarLion, Rollmaster and Dark Jedi Knight Eternus/Krath Priest Infernus is running an AWOL check. Email him your ID line, so you don't get marked KIA. You know, the Malik pays well for those nice funerals we have, but no point in having them if you're just going to pop out of hiding the next week or month and screw with people's heads. That money could go to all sorts of better goodies.

In other news, Arion Aquillarum Rovag (Night Hawks Phyle Tetrarch) changed his name to Zhang Long. What does this mean? Only as much as you want it to. You see, the Aquillarum Family (led by Arania, if I'm not mistaken) has a long standing...issue with the Long family. For All I know, it might just boil down to one or the other sneezing into someones soup. Who knows how family feuds start? At any rate, Arion/Zhang is catching some flak from Arania for switching sides, as it were. Interesting story, but more gossip, rather than news.

Speaking of Zhang/Arion, he finally fixed up the message board dance. It's at http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/message_board/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2298 so go on and make with the posting.

So, Korras is headed for the Southland, probably going to get nice and crispy with the alligators. Watch the girls run around in bikinis and drink some very tasty intoxicants. Yeah. I'm jealous. Anyway, in the meantime, I am in charge of Marka Ragnos . So there is to be no demolition, no devastation, no defecation, and we should keep the deprevation to a minimum. I know, light on the four D's, but if we're all are very good, we can do some burninating. Woo!

MEDALS & PROMOTIONS

nothing to see here, buddy... move along.

OVERVIEW

Other than that, it's been quiet. Lots of ACC matches hitting the fan (even though My challenges keep getting denied...grr.), and it looks like Manji is going to score us some points in there...but it doesn't seem like many of you are doing the fiction or graphic comps yet. Storm , I know you kick arse with the old Jay-peg, so hop to it. We scored fifth last session. Not last, but not top scoring, either. I'd like to see us in the top three, and I think you would too.

Let the beatings Commence!

KP Muz Ashen (Krath)/AED/Marka Ragnos of Naga Sadow {Dossier # 3714}

Just an FYI... I tend to put out reports on Thursdays. Why? Mostly because I get bored at work. And because most comps end on Fridays. And I like to remind people that they should be trying to win comps and medals. Besides, it makes my superiors jobs easier, in that they don't have to wait as long for my report. There ya go.