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Aedile Report

House Marka Ragnos Aedile Report Number Go!

(That’s ‘five’ for the fools that don’t speak Japanese…)

‘Ph34r.’

Important Stuff

Konbanwa, meat puppets. Yes, it’s that time again… strap yourselves in, prop your eyes open with matchsticks… it’s report time from everybody’s favourite Aedile ^_^.

First of all, something that affects our younger members- the promotion guidelines for Jedi Hunter to Dark Jedi Knight have been changed to reflect the actual difficulty of attaining that rank. Now you have to go first to your Tetrarch (either Tissy or Jack) for a task to do that will prove your worth. Then, upon completion and approval of that, come to my office and I’ll set you a task. Bwaahahahaaa!! Ahem. Upon completion and approval of that, go to Muz for a task. And when you’ve done his task, go to Korras and ask him on your knees if he can set you a task to prove that you are worthy to carry a lightsabre. Once we’ve all got together and discussed the results, you might attain the rank of DJK if every task was completed successfully. It’s quite logical, really… we can’t have lots of people running around with lightsabres without having earned them. You get too many accidental deaths that way. Accidental deaths are not good. _-’ Well, that’s what health and safety says… personally I don’t really care. But hey.

Secondly, the Great Jedi War is still in its last phase. Go and do events! If you can… I found a pretty big glitch with the Jedi Academy level. For one thing, it’s at an ungodly level of difficulty- someone has to point out to Dagger that not everybody in the Brotherhood is a god at JA. And another thing- if you get killed (which is very likely due to the amount of enemies equipped with Concussion Rifles) and load a save game to continue from where you died, it glitches. You can still run around, but your character has no upper body. And no lightsabre blade. Which as you might imagine, makes it bloody hard to kill things. Seriously, what’s the point of making a level for JA if the only person who can do it is the actual creator? Well, whatever. I could always try the fiction event… submissions are due in for Wednesday. Get scribbling (or lightsabreing, or flying, whichever you prefer. ^_^)

And lastly… it’s competition time! Countdown theme plays Uh…yeah. So anyway, first of all we have Jacks numerous competitions for the Avatars of Death Phyle- links below because I can’t be arsed to write all the specifics out again. ^_^

Stairs of Darkness-

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=534

What’s a Motto With You?

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=531

Weekly Trivia

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=535

And then of course there’s the latest Aediles Fortnightly Comp- still pending at the moment, but it should be available soon. Specifics below-

Title: Aediles Fortnightly Comp- 'In Space, Noone Can Hear You Scream...'

Specifics: As the title might suggest, for this competition I would like you to tell me about your characters deepest, darkest fears. The ones that make them wake up screaming with a spreading warmth in their trousers.

Write me a short story describing the fears and how your character obtained them... and keep it freaky.

Start Date: 10/12/2004

End Date: 10/26/2004

Unit in Competition: Clan Naga Sadow

Platforms: A minimum of two pages fiction, .doc or .txt.

Awards: Third level crescents for the winners.

Comments: Enjoy the competition.... and don't have nightmares... ^_^

And as for other competitions worth submitting to- how about Muzs latest one, Death To All Whom Oppose Us!- link below!

Death To All Whom Oppose Us!

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=521

Or there’s the ACC Morph Halls competition- your chance to get some arenas of your choice into the ACC. Link below!

ACC Morph Locations

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=523

And that’s all from Manjis Competitions for this week… get scribbling! ^_^

Medals, Promotions, Random Gubbins

A group of you continue to pwn the Shadow Academy- ICQ Studies and IRC Channel Operator Studies by Morombath, for one. Oh, and he submitted an awesome history. Go Morombath! He’s joined by Taliana Ordo, who passed MSN Messenger and Jack Ordo who passed ICQ Studies, IRC Basics, IRC Channel Operator Studies and the Tests of Wisdom and Lore… (and maybe another couple… you guys have done so many exams that I’m losing track of them all _)

Medals… (deep breath, here goes…) Three Crescents with Sapphire Stars for Muz, Tissaya and me ^_^, two Crescents with Emerald Stars for Tissaya and Jack, two Crescents with Amethyst Stars for Taliana and Tissaya, and THREE o_O Dark Crosses- two for Morombath and one for Taliana. Blimey. I hope the Chancellor got another shipment of medals in- at this rate, you guys are going to clean him out completely.

Promotions… Keitarou Oukoumei reached the rank of Novice, along with Ardana Ordo, and Morombath ascended to the rank of Acolyte. I give it three weeks until he makes DJK. ^_^

…Shee-it. You guys rock. Keep this up and when Rebirth finally rolls around, you’ll all be buzzing around in Super Star Destroyers… seriously, it’s actually really hard to keep track of all the stuff you’ve been doing. Pretty soon I’m going to resort to just putting ‘and lots of people got a ****load of medals and SA courses. Go figure.’ ^_^

The Weird and Wonderful World of Your Aedile…

…hmm. Not so bad at the moment, I guess… the ungodly workload at college eased off slightly this weekend- I only have one and a half essays to do over the weekend. Only. Ha. And I get paid in just over two weeks- this months paycheque is going on a pair of big black boots with metal bits on them. ^_^ Oh, and one of those miniature Ps2s that they just released- so I can play Samurai Warriors. And Final Fantasy 10. And Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. And Burnout 3: Takedown. And…and…and… well, you get the idea. But that means another two weeks or so of hard work. Urrrrgh. And it’s not like I really get time to play it nowadays… still, I applied for an internal transfer at work. If I get it, I’ll be able to work just Saturdays, instead of three evenings and a Sunday. Which means that I’ll get my evenings back… which means that as well as doing homework, I can administer to you guys. PH34R!

In Conclusion…

Heheh… I just mailed Dalthid about that 18+2 battle he promised me. It’s a decider- the first time, he beat me. Then, in a GJW battle (a full-length one for Chapter 2) I beat him, but because it was GJW it didn’t go on my sheet. Arse. And then he beat me in the next mini 2+2 one. So now, we’re having a deciding battle… if I can win this one, then quite frankly I will bow down and worship myself. ^_^

**_KP Nekura Manji Keibatsu (Krath)/AED/Marka Ragnos of Naga Sadow…

…Samurai of the Keibatsu Family…

…Aedile of House Marka Ragnos…

…Slayer of the Supreme Champion o_O…

…pwnz j00._**

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