Aedile Report

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Aedile Report

House Marka Ragnos Aedile Report Number Roku!

(That’s ‘six’ for the fools that don’t speak Japanese…)

‘The end is nigh…’

Important Stuff

Konbanwa, meat puppets. It’s that time again… happy joy special fun theme music plays ^_^

Well, the Great Jedi Wait is finally finished. Yaaaay! Now for the grading… and to see how much we got pwned by. Ah well… there’s always next year. Or the upcoming Krath RoS, which I want to see lots of participation in. But that’s not for some time… so now everybody gets a niiice long rest. W00t.

Oh, and concerning my epic battle with Dalthid… http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/acc/battle.asp?ID=1291 is the link. Go and read… I got an email from the Supreme Champion complimenting me on the amazingness of my writing. And apparently, he’s really struggling to write better posts than me. Shee-it… also, if we continue in this vein, he told me that the battle will go in the ACC Archives, and possibly the Krath Archives as well. Damn, I’m good. ^_^

Also, we have two notable new members- Sith Warlord Lenzar Demonis Entar-Serpenti joins us from Tarentum, and the lovely Kali Desdemona Damon rejoins us from the rogues. Welcome back, Kali… nothing much has changed here, except that we have more members. And for some reason, they all seem to be called Ordo. o_O Also, welcome to HMR, Lenz- the bar is over that way. I’ve hidden all my sake so you can’t get at it. Enjoy. ^_^ And secondly, I know a few people may have issues with Lenz (see… nothing escapes my notice o_O). However, I do not want to see any bitching, either from him or from other people at him. We’re all one big happy family in HMR- let’s keep it that way.

Ahh… on a much less serious note, it’s competition time! ^_^ Firstly, (and most importantly), the third Aediles Fortnightly Competition is still open- and so far, without submissions. Get them in, people! Link below.

Aediles Fortnightly Competition- ‘In Space Noone Can Hear You Scream…’

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=536

Lots of competitions for the Avatars of Death… links below. ^_^

Weekly Trivia: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=535

Stairs of Darkness: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=534

Motto competition: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=531

A competition for the Night Hawks Phyle, set by our very own Tissy… link below.

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=539

And lastly, some competitions from everyones favourite Quaestor… links below.

The Chaos Engine: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=516

Utter Decimation: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=517

Apparently neither of the above have any submissions as of yet, so there are easy medals up for grabs. Get submitting, peeps!

And that’s all from the Important Stuff section for this week… will Manji forget the weeks news? Will he be defeated by the evil Frieza? Tune in next time to find out! Note: A bonus point goes to the first person to point out the intentional parody in that last sentence. Like you don’t already know. ^_^

Medals, Promotions, Random Gubbins

Medals… Taliana Ordo received a Dark Cross for taking over as Acting Tetrarch while Jack’s internet went crazy. That seems to be it… if you got a medal that I forgot to mention (I know Tissy probably did, for her insane participation in various competitions… ^^) feel free to reply to this report, screaming at me for not mentioning it. ^^

Promotions… firstly, ACO Morombath got promoted to the rank of Protector for passing his Protector trials. Go Morombath! We actually tried to promote you last week, since you passed the trials last week, but CoFo wouldn’t have it… two promotions for the same person in one weekend? Unthinkable! ^_^

Also this week, we welcomed yet another new member… Jake Ordo, brother of Jack Ordo. Or was that Jack Ordo, brother of Jake Ordo? Or was it… ah, whatever. Anyway, a hearty HMR welcome to Jake Ordo… long may he pwn the enemies of Naga Sadow.

The Weird and Wonderful World of Your Aedile…

…is crazy at the moment. Although the workload for college has eased off slightly (in that they aren’t setting me two/three essays a day anymore…), life is still kinda difficult. I can’t wait for Christmas… not because I like the holiday, I bloody hate Christmas. I can’t wait for Christmas, so I can hibernate over the holidays and wake up in January. ^_^ And I suppose next year could be quite awesome… my dad’s actually seriously thinking about us going to Japan on holiday next year. How sw33t is that going to be… as long as I get to visit Ichiroya Flea Market in Osaka and buy a proper, antique-style kimono and lots of other Samurai paraphernalia (but not swords… they wouldn’t let me take them home on the plane. I wonder why. Uma Thurman did it in Kill Bill Volume 1- she had the sword in the seat next to her and nobody batted an eyelid. _’)

In Conclusion…

Another week of pwnage. Some new meat puppets joined us, some old meat puppets returned. The roster stands at a breathtaking 20 members… at this rate we’ll be the largest Krath House in the Brotherhood. Ladies and gentlemen, our time has come… it is time for Marka Ragnos to PWN the rest of the Brotherhood! PH34R!! ^_^

**_Krath Priest Nekura Manji Keibatsu (Krath)/AED/Marka Ragnos of Naga Sadow…

…Aedile of House Marka Ragnos…

…Priest of the Krath…

…Samurai of the Keibatsu Family…

…Defeater of the Supreme Champion o_O…

…pwnz j00. Ultimately._**

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