Aedile Report

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Aedile Report

House Marka Ragnos Aedile Report Number Juuroku!

(That’s ‘sixteen’ for the fools that don’t speak Japanese…)

‘Okay, okay… Merry Christmas, and all that.’

Important Stuff

Yep, Manjis sad enough to put a report out on Christmas Day. So shoot me- this just so happens to be my report day! If you don’t like it… then don’t read it. Feh. ^_^ But anyway… in the news this week- not a lot. Apart from most of the Dark Council wishing everyone a merry Christmas… what is it with the world? For two months in the arse-end of the year, the whole world goes insane and festive and it’s perfectly acceptable to take sweeties from big fat strangers… mad. Mad. But hey- it’s only for another half a month, then we all get to go back to school/college/work… joy.

Lots of people got early Christmas presents from Korras and Malik (Yay!)- so lots of medals went out. And I got a promotion. Woooooo! That means that now I can get a custom lightsabre and pwn people. For anybody interested, I attached the plans I drew to this report… took me the best part of an hour yesterday morning. I’m actually quite proud of them… the mighty katana combined with the even mightier lightsabre. It’s a fusion, people! A fusion!! ¬_¬ cough Uhm… yeah, anyway…

I haven’t had any submissions for my Christmas competition so far… I’m assuming that you know about it, of course? If not- specifics are below. Submit, people! I want to give out a present or two, y’know…

Title: Aediles Christmas Competition- 'Ho Bloody Ho'

Specifics: Christmas has rolled around once again- even on icy Tarthos. How is your character going to celebrate this "joyous time of year"? Perhaps they'll spend it in their quarters, shouting angrily at the drunken revellers outside- or perhaps they'll be the one getting drunk and dancing on tables. Who knows... ^_^

Minimum of two pages fiction, mail it to me at [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Start Date: 12/20/2004

End Date: 12/31/2004

Unit in Competition: House Marka Ragnos

Platforms: Fiction, minimum of two pages, 12 pt Times New Roman if possible.

Awards: Fourth level crescents

Comments: Merry Christmas to the lot of you ^_^

But apart from that, there’s not a lot to say here. So…uhm… seasons greetings, and all that. As I sit here listening to the pounding rock and operatic singing of the Nightwish meta-CD I got for Crimbo, it all seems worth it…… not. :D

Medals, Promotions, Random Gubbins

Lots and lots of medals. I can’t be bothered to list them all- everyone knows whether they got a medal or not. If they did- congratulations! If they didn’t… shame. You should be more active! ^_^

On the promotions front- Jasru and Volant both got promoted, as did Thorin Oakenshield. Congratulations, all of you! I got promoted as well… but you already knew that, right? ^_^

The Weird and Wonderful World of Your Aedile…

…has pretty much already been covered by my ranting in the Important Stuff section. Needless to say, I’m a grumpy young man who hates Christmas. But I’m not about to hate it so much that I don’t get presents for it… heheh. Hypocrisy, in this case, is always the best policy. And I’m going to be absolutely loaded after Christmas, so I might just be able to get that awesome coat- among other things. plans sneakily ¬_¬

In Conclusion…

Joyous time? … not exactly. Sure, Christmas is kinda fun- we get a holiday and presents for nothing, even if we don’t believe in all the religious stuff- but it’s a bit of a drag pretending to be happy. I usually just go upstairs and engage in some bloody, mindless, vicious slaughter- on the PC, that is. ^_^ Still… Merry Christmas to you all. Don’t get too drunk. And watch how much brandy you put away- that stuff gives you the most disgusting flatulence… :D

**_Krath Archpriest Nekura Manji Keibatsu (Krath)/AED/Marka Ragnos of Naga Sadow…

…Aedile of House Marka Ragnos…

…Archpriest of the Krath…

…Samurai of the Keibatsu Family…

…pwnz j00. Ultimately._**

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