House Marka Ragnos Aedile Report Number Juuhachi!

(That’s ‘eighteen’ for the fools that don’t speak Japanese...)

‘Unfortunately, I just look like a wizard in a call centre.’

Important Stuff

Konnichi wa, meat puppets. All your base are belonging to us.

Much has occurred in this first week of the new year- first, some bad news.

Following the rapid escalation of a feud between Kali Desdemona and Lenzar Demonis Entar, action has been taken by the Quaestor. As you may have gathered from the email sent out, Kali Desdemona has left Naga Sadow and returned to Clan Exar Kun due to her non-willingness to work the problem out. It’s a sad day when petty bullshit between two people (or possibly more than two) leads to one person having to leave the Clan. In the end, this place is entirely voluntary. We might moan at you about being active, but in the end, if you don’t want to be here we’re not going to force you. As such, how far you take things is your decision. If you want to take insults from someone so far that they anger you, that’s your decision- but it’s not the recommended one, in my humble opinion. Well, whatever- everyone say a possibly final farewell to Kali Desdemona. We’ll miss your wit and charm.

Now, moving swiftly onwards- the Krath Rite of Supremacy begins today. Get out there and submit to it! Now! I want lots of activity from this predominantly Krath house during OUR event- think about it, the rewards should be more than worth the effort. And think about the prestige- ‘Marka Ragnos, First Krath House of the Brotherhood’. Say that to yourself and see how it sounds… sounds good, huh? So go and submit! If lots of you do so, we’ll rule the rest of the Brotherhood. For eternity. ^_^

And one more thing that I should mention here- two of our members got a big award this week. Tissaya Argat and Janos Silverwulf are now Sons and Daughters of Sadow. So say hello to Tissaya Argat Sadow and Janos Silverwulf Sadow! Yaaaaay Tissy and Janos!!

And now it’s competition time: My Aediles Fortnightly Competition is still running, and as of yet I haven’t received any submissions for it. Pleases me not, this does. Submit, you must! Link is here: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=690 Now go and write something!

Another competition still running is ‘Revenge on Yavin’ by your Quaestor, his Holiness KAP Muz Ashen. It’s not that difficult- the link is here: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=677 All you have to do is write about going to Yavin IV, murderizing lots of Light Jedi, then coming back. Not difficult at all, right? And of course there is the Krath RoS, which you should all submit to. Lots.

Medals, Promotions, Random Gubbins

Many medals were awarded this week- firstly, to Lenzar Demonis Entar; three Clusters of Fire, a Legion of the Scholar, and a Crescent with a Quartz Star. And secondly, Tissaya, Phantom and Link all got Crescents with Quartz Stars for participating in the Ominous Overture competition held by the four clans. Yaay!

No promotions this week, so it’s straight onto Random Gubbins- 1 SA course passed by Phantom, the Obelisk Core. Yay Phantom! Another piece of Random Gubbins- Goat has obtained a new domain, www.nagasadow.org. If you want a new email address @nagasadow.org, mail Goat and ask nicely. ^_^

The Weird and Wonderful World of Your Aedile…

I’ve only been back at college for a week, and already I can see a snowline on the pile of work in the distance. At least I managed to reduce the amount of work I’ll need to do on my English Language coursework by writing the whole thing in a couple of hours before we even broke up for Christmas. As such, I won’t really have to change anything for the final draft and I won’t have to worry about it. Heheh. And guess what? It’s about Samurai. Ingenious. Now I just have to write another piece of coursework that is either ‘to persuade’ or ‘to advise’. Not too difficult, probably...

In Conclusion…

No more bullshit from any of you people. I won’t tolerate it, and neither will Muz. We run a tight ship here, people! Any dissenters/mutineers will be thrown overboard. And since ‘overboard’ in this context means the ice-cold vacuum of space, you won’t survive for long without oxygen. And of course, being thrown into the ice-cold vacuum of space minus several of your arms and legs after I’ve used your body for cutting practice makes it even harder to survive. Keep that in mind. ¬_¬ And I’m almost not quite joking...

**_Krath Archpriest Nekura Manji Keibatsu (Krath)/AED/Marka Ragnos of Naga Sadow…

…Aedile of House Marka Ragnos…

…Archpriest of the Krath…

…Samurai of the Keibatsu Family…

…pwnz j00. Ultimately._**