Quaestor Report

2005/03/18, 6:11 AM, Quaestor - Battleteam Ludo Kressh

HOUSE LUDO KRESSH WEEKLY REPORT MARCH 18TH, 2005

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While most of the normal world spent their St. Patrick's Day celebrating their lazy Irish counterparts by consuming vast quantities of green-dyed Coors Light and punching each other in the face, I got suckered into attending the most morally depraved and ignorant gathering known to the human race:

A Southern Baptist revival.

Suffice to say, if I had known at the time I would have been spending one of my favorite celebrations of rampant alcoholism stuck all night in a tent with a couple hundred inbred rednecks with a erection for Jesus Christ, I would have kicked myself in the testicles repeatedly until comatose. That way, I might have spent St. Paddy's day stuck in a hospital bed drooling on my own chest while the morphine drip delivered me to paradise. Instead, I was forced to listen a youth pastor feed the teenagers at the revival some tripe about how Jesus was "X-treme!". Did you know Jesus was the FIRST dude to show the world that piercing was hip? Neither did I.

Anyway, what started off this night was about two months ago, a co-worker of mine got me some tickets to go to, in his own words, "a wild game BBQ cook off". Far be it from me, folks, to pass up the chance to consume all forms of wildlife and furry little creatures for FREE...especially when slathered in sweet and spicy barbeque sauce. Bambi is good eatin', and I don't care WHO says otherwise. So, of course, I told the guy "Yeah, yeah. Sure thing. March 17, uh huh, ok. I'll see you there, buddy." How the hell was I supposed to know that it was going to be on St. Paddy's day? I can't even remember my own birthday most of the time. When the big day arrived, I sort of sucked it up and decided to just go "check it out". Who could it hurt?, I told myself. I'll go eat some wild game, and leave quickly to go screw off somewhere at a bar. Sounded like a plan, right?

Wrong.

I pull up to the place and immediately see these damning words, emblazoned for all the world to see:

CHRISTIAN Revival Wild Game X-travaganza! Praise The Lord!

Praise the frickin lord, indeed. So I promptly flipped a turn and drove to my friend's house and decided that some chaotic mindf*ckery was in store for these people. I told my boy Mike that there was free food, and he hopped in my car. No questions asked. Mike is a Viking of a man. Dirty. Unshaven. And morally depraved. Complete with spiked leather trenchcoat and a dreadlocked mohawk, he looks very much like a psychotic Charles Manson/Road Warrior hybrid. And I'm pretty much just a drunken scumbag, so yeah. As we walked into the place, all I heard was "Ride Of the Valkyries" playing in my head. "THE HEATHENS ARE COMING! THE HEATHENS ARE COMING!", some woman shouted.

Damn right, bitch, and we're here to eat all your precious barbequed game and violate your daughters. It was truly a memorable moment when we walked in. The crappy Little River tribute band screeched to a halt in mid-twang and everyone stopped what they were doing and stared in horror at the sight of us. It was like a redneck cesspool in there, all camouflage and John Deere hats. We pushed little children aside and gobbled up the free food like Kirstie Alley at Ryan's Steakhouse. I blew my nose into the coleslaw and farted in the face of a wheelchair-bound old lady, who desperately clawed at her face in disgust with one hand while the other held up a half-chewed buttered roll as a makeshift weapon in some futile attempt to cleanse me of my demons. But the joke is on her, for my demons are old and powerful, existing since a time before man was even a twinkle in God's eye. And behind all of this, some creepy reverend was onstage rambling on about some nonsense of how the food we were eating tonight was in fact the body of Christ himself. And my last thought was, as armed security dragged us kicking and cursing out of the revival, was:

"Well, I'll be confuckled! Jesus sure does taste pretty damn good slathered in coleslaw and Carolina sweet mustard sauce."

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AWOL check
XvT/XWA Tournament
Ludo Kressh Battleteams
Master/Student Program
Coming and Going
Awards, Promotions, and Graduates

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#001 - AWOL check

If you haven't already.....Report to your local Quaestor ASAP.

ie. ME ([Log in to view e-mail addresses])

#002 - XvT/XWA Tournament

SHW Gui Long has decided to start an XvT/XWA bracket Tournament, which will all depend on how many people sign up for it. Up for grabs are going to be some fighters. The winners of each bracket will earn a squadron of TIE Defenders for their Clans (if theres sufficient participation). In addition, the top three participants from each Bracket will have the option of selecting a personal fighter, which will be theirs to keep, from a list (that the SHW needs to prepare) which will offer better choices for placing higher in the final three.

Sign-ups already started, and will determine whether we do one, or both Brackets, and what ships will be offered for the winners. If they get enough participation, those TIE Defenders will be going to at least one Clan, possibly two for both Brackets. Sign up by emailing me, [Log in to view e-mail addresses] and let him know which Bracket you want to sign up for. Sign-ups will be taken until Friday the 25th, 11:59 PM, so the SHW can release the pairings sometime that Saturday, and be ready to start up on Sunday.

More info to be released when the Bracket is released on Saturday the 26th.

Go Sign Up! I did, so if you get lucky enough to face me you've got an easy win. :P

#003 - Ludo Kressh Battleteams

If you are not yet a member of a Battleteam....Why Not!. To join one simply email me and let me know ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]).

#004 - Master/Student Program

If you are not yet included in this program, I again ask....Why Not!. Contact Rollmaster Lenzar asap.

For now, he needs:

Anyone wishing to be an apprentice (JH and below) or master (DJK and above) to e-mail him ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]), stating that they wish to take on an apprentice/become a master.

#005 - Coming and Going

Lets Start with Coming:

None.

And now Going:

None.

#006 - Awards, Promotions, and Graduates

Lets Start with Medals:

Steel Cross - SW Karimicus

And now Promotions:

None.

Finally; Graduates:

Leadership Studies - GRD Morgan Cymbeline Glyndwr

HTML Basics course - DJK Dessan

Krath Core course - JH Marcon Goura

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AED Report #1

W/O March 14 2005

"Guess Who's bizz-ack, back on the block with these ****" -Jay-Z

Its good to be back. While I havent had too much time to settle in yet, its been a semi-productive week. I've gotten to know some of you and im sure ill get to know many more.

I jus wanna say two quick things;

1 - Tell your immediate superiors about what you do. It helps the Summit figure out who does what. If you're in a BT, tell your BT leader about matches u play, stories you write, DB-related crap you do. I hope you spam their inboxers with activity. It helps us figure out who's active etc. If you aren't in the BT, contact me and Bob. Word

2 - I'm gonna focus with the Obelisk, and JO/JA/JK as well as RP, including the ACC/Character Devel/RPG's, etc. Those are my strengths, and i'll play to them, so if you like to do these things, let me know. I'll be working on comps etc around these events.

This is how to get in touch with me:

AIM: PMoneyIsDaMan

miRC: `Raist

You'll be hearing more from me soon.

Big Ups to Karim for his SC! Keep kickin Ass in the DBPA

Big Ups to Macron and Morg for passing SA courses.

Big Ups to Bob cuz.... he's Bob

And yea... thats it kids.

OE Raistlin Sadow(Obelisk)/AED-P:OHC/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow, [ACC: CBT] [GMRG: G: OCL]

GC/SC-SoP/StA-LS/DC-LC/GN/BNAu/Cr-2R-1A-1S-1E-1Q/CF-BlF-RF-GF/LSG/SoL/S:-2M-5R

{SA: U:TL - U:TS - G:LS - G:IRC - K:GS - O:CORE - S:CORE - S:ISET - S:ESET - S:TAC}

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Battle Team Iron Fist

SGT REPORT #1

3/14/05

Ok listen up people,

I'm your new battle team leader, like it or not your stuck with me. :P Well I'm kinda a layed back guy for the most part, though I will not accept members of my team doing nothing. I reward those that work hard but if you dont do anywork then you will be removed from my battle team.

Now I've been on leave for a wile but now I'm back soooooooo I'm catching up with whats going on. So first i want you all to respond to this email to let me know you are still here and active, if you dont respond I will atempt to contact you, if you do not respond to that then I will have you removed from the battle team.

In other news I'm working on the HLK website and I'm looking for people to help me with the site. I'm looking for people to make content, do graphics, and people with web programing knowlage. For more information on this please contact me. Oh also I will reward thouse that help me with this progect with awards based on their contubutions.

As you may have noticed I created a mail list for the battle team. The Address is [Log in to view e-mail addresses].

At this time I am not able to play any games, though this will be changed shortly. (I hope) I also have plans to buy a new JA/JO server. (that might be awile)

If you have the need to contact me here is my info:

MSN: [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

AIM: Dessan930

Email: [Log in to view e-mail addresses] / [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Thank you and please reply soon,

DJK Dessan (Obelisk)/SGT/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow [ACC: INI]

StA / DC / Cr-1T / CF

{SA: U:TL - G:LS - G:IRC - G:IRC2 - G:ICQ - G:MSN - G:MED - O:CORE}

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No Report Received

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Times are a changing. Slowly, but things are coming together.

Lots of things being worked on currently. As always any questions, comments, complaints, death threats, or bribes; Contact Me.