Rollmaster report as of August 27, 2005

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Greetings, everybody! Welcome to another RM report from JH Panzerus =)

(Just so you know, I have to share my computer and I am forced to take turns with my brother. This can lead to me abruptly quitting at times when my turn is up...just so ya know)

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==NEW BUSINESS==

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Activity (In no particular order)

(This section will probably always be at the top of my reports because it always changes)

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SW Horus Blackheart Aquillarum

Awarded a Crescent with Emerald Star

Awarded 4 Clusters of Fire

Promoted from DJK to Sith Warrior (Congrats, Horus)

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JH Panzerus (Sith)

Awarded 5 Clusters of Fire

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DJK Brujah Tamalar

Awarded a Scroll of Indoctrination

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NOV hakkip_maglath

Promoted from apprentice to novice (Nice)

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SBL Talon Jade has transfered to House Caliburnus!!! HC PWNZ

Welcome to Caliburnus :)

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PRT Hanius

Awarded 10 Cluster of Fire

Changed email to [Log in to view e-mail addresses] <-- Go spam him :P

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APP iliam has transfered to House Caliburnus!!! Woohoo, another one!

Welcome to Caliburnus :)

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DJK XAN!!!! Pwned all other JA players and won CSP JUGGERNAUTS!!

Congrats Xan

If I ever miss anybody, let me know and I'll remedy it ASAP.

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Master/Student

(If there are any Master-Student pairings that I have missed, PLEASE let me know. Again, let me know if there are any changes)

I don't hear much from anyone about the M/S so I don't really know about updates :(

Remember to Keep in Touch.

Congrats on Horus for the promotion, now I want to see Kaylesha get to JH.

<table> <tr> <th>Master</th> <th>Apprentice</th> </tr> <tr> <td>SBL Predator</td> <td>JH Panzerus & PRT Chokehold</td> </tr> <tr> <td>DJK Brujah Tamalar</td> <td>PRT Achlys'trina Toril-Chhaya Jira'Qamra</td> </tr> <tr> <td>SW Horus Blackheart Aquillarum</td> <td>GRD Kaylesha</td> </tr> <tr> <td>OT Dakari Tamalar</td> <td>JH Aksle & GRD Majon</td> </tr> <tr> <td>DJM Arania Aquillarum Lawakiro Palpatine</td> <td>PRT Exodias "Dias" Marr</td> </tr> <tr> <td>KAP Kschamehellan</td> <td>PRT Impetus</td> </tr> <tr> <td>DJK Issard Jokaat</td> <td>NOV Xybre</td> </tr> <tr> <td>SW Sykes Rokir Jade</td> <td>PRT Hanius</td> </tr> <tr> <td>KP Braecen Triadus Isradia</td> <td>JH Prajna Berkana</td> </tr> </table>

If there's anyone below the rank of Dark Jedi Knight who wants a Master, let Braecen ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) , Xan ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) , or me ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) know

about it. The same goes for anyone DJK or higher who want to take on an apprentice.

If I missed anyone just email me and I'll add it to the list, also please keep me updated on any changes in your relationship with your apprentice - especially when they become Knights.

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Competitions

(If you have any running or upcoming competitions, let me know so that I can list it here.)

The following are ongoing competitions:

THe Consul's new GUARD

CON GUARD

Order-based MAYHEM! O_o

A Very Jaccy Theme Song

Write a theme song for our beloved GM - around the theme of Buffalo Hunting O_o

Write lyrics to any song and submit it to [Log in to view e-mail addresses] and [Log in to view e-mail addresses] (.doc or .rtf)

Jaccy Theme Song

Uzbad!!! He's 14, doesn't drive, doesn't drink, and lives off his father's money...is there a sweeter life - I think not!

Uzbad!

CSP Theme song!!!!

CSP Song

Na na na na na na na na SCHOLAE!!! Na na na na na na Palatinae!!! (<-Think Batman and you'll get it)

Brujah's Activity All-Star

Just be active, you are rewarded for doing stuff...can it get any easier? Go do something.

Our Clan Run-On competition

Clan Runon!

It's recommended that you take the Run-on SA course for this one. Do it!!!! If you feel it's too late to add your character, feel free to use my character. I won't even mind if you kill me off! Well, I might...

*The clan run-on has been somewhat neglected of late...POST!!!

Website images

CSP GFX

(CONs, PCONs, and QUAs can't submit - they're judges)

Ever wanted to kill a Jedi? Ever wanted to write poetry about killing a Jedi? Well, now you can win a shiney for doing it!

Krath MT

One of Telona's MT Krath events

Short time left to submit...don't delay

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Status Report:

Wow. We finally have a new Consul. Congratulations to Timbal. May you lead CSP to new heights. As of activity, we had a good week. I'm beginning to see a pattern of activity. Several promising Dark Jedi have made their presence known repeatedly in my reports. Congrats to you, you know who you are.

I hope that activity doesn't diminish too much in the coming weeks, but I predict that it might...

Our Consul has to get settled in and we have the Obelisk RoS coming up. Also, in terms of RL, SCHOOL will be starting for many of us :(

Good luck to everybody. Good luck in the DB and good luck in school.

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==MISCELLANEOUS==

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Word of the Week: Sithspit

(Yes, I know, not an original word...but I'm defining it nonetheless)

n. A vile concoction of Sith alchemical ingredients as well as - you guessed it - the spit from a Sith. Has a venomous property that burns on contact. Not exactly lethal, but enough to leave a scar.

Also commonly used in slang

1) Acidic Sithspit dribbled down the Sith's chin as his anger rose, causing him to salivate extra. When he got close to his nemesis, he spit at him. This had the double effect of angering his opponent as well as burning him.

2) Hanius steps in Bantha Poodoo "Aw, Sithspit!"

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My Week (If you have no intention of hearing about my week, skip this section ;) )

Nothing much happened to me. Went on my usual bike rides. Lost a few friendly games of tennis. Been preparing for school :(

Finally read Othello. The library didn't have a copy of "Their Eyes Were Watching God", so I got the Audiobook! :)

Saturday (today) is my birthday. I'm 17. No license :P

To be honest, I feel rather ambivalent towards school. It's boring - yet I miss the friends and acquiantances I made. I look forward to it now :)

BTW, I finally posted up some pics of me in the DB gallery. Check 'em out. They're from my younger years...so be prepared for a glimpse into the past.

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Miscellaneous Rankings and Titles

(Earned via IRC or through miscellaneous things)

MikeHalcyon: Link Master

For all the interesting links he's posted on IRC

Uzbad: Tour Master

For his amazing (mad sweet) IRC tours

Venquis: Quote Master

You should've been there Aug 11 at 10:51 EST :) LOL

For entertaining me with quotes and making me question humanity...

Aksle: Role Model #1

Because my career in the DB seems to follow in his footsteps

Vally: Role Model #2

For living the rockstar dream and because he's about as old as me which means that I, too, can reach my dreams

Syrus: Giraffe

For reasons unknown to me (but apparently I am the Tadpole)

And for being one of my coolest, most bestest friend in the DB

And for being an excellent writer

And for teaching me his philosophy of balance

Xan: Poke Master

For excellence above and beyond the realm of poking

Serovich: Squirrel Master

For mastering squirrels

Cyris: Real Life Obi-wan

Because he is the real life Obi-wan...duh! :p

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==OLD BUSINESS==

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(I hope you all don't decide to skip the old business but at least peruse it as there may have been something you might have missed last time.)

On Saturday - go do something for the ICTEs!!!

More information on the ICTEs:

Gaming Events

LIGHTSABERS: Everything you always wanted to know about lightsaber combat...and more!

Lightsaber Guide

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The Current positions as of now:

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Consul: Krath Archpriest Timbal Palpatine

Proconsul: Dark Jedi Master Arania Aquillarum Lawakiro Palpatine

The houses of Clan Scholae Palatinae:

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Quaestor: Archpriest Kschamehellan

Aedile: Archpriest Mune Metsukai Isradia

Rollmaster: Dark Jedi Knight RevengeX

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Quaestor: Dark Jedi Knight Brujah Tamalar

Aedile: Warrior Sykes Rokir Jade

Rollmaster: Jedi Hunter Panzerus (me)

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Quaestor: Templar Dakari Tamalar

Aedile: Dark Jedi Knight Hideki Tamalar Tetsuya

Rollmaster: Jedi Hunter Aksle Tamalar

I can't believe you're still reading this...

Well, maybe I should reward you...

If you see me on IRC, say the phrase 'I can't believe you made it to 17!' and I'll give you a reward...

Well...not really, sorry...but I'll be extra nice to you on that day :o)