HOUSE LUDO KRESSH WEEKLY REPORT AUGUST 31ST, 2005
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You will be tried by a jury of your peers.
The judges say this before arranging felony proceedings while the District Attorney prepares to paint you with words like a
Steadman caricature. While your public defender gets wasted on Keystone Light in his crappy apartment, some court clerk mails
the party invitations: brief and vaguely comprehensible notices that you, the lucky bearer, have been chosen to help decide
the fate of some poor bastard who zigged when he should have zagged. Enter my predicament:
It seems that I, a humble quaestor of House Ludo Kressh, lover of fine literature and coarse photography, am qualified to sit
in someone else's puddle of cold sweat on a vinyl chair, in some courtroom while watching a raw episode of Judge Judy unfold.
Yeah. I can smell the pseudo-Latin banter already - it's punctuated by the rotten stench from some meth mouth on the stand.
Or the bile from the prosecution. Or the defense. Or both.
Somewhere in that Congolese tunnel of bullsh*t are diamonds of pure truth, and they want me - imagine that, me! - to find
them...and then find in favor of one party. I'll be a voice - one of twelve - deciding whodunit, and it's probably not
Colonel Mustard in the Study with the Pipe this time. I always lost at Clue, and they want me in court?
Some poor sucker's fate could be in the hands of Bob, resident drunk.
Heads he's guilty, tails he's not innocent,
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Unsettled Scores: House Feud
Obelisk Rite of Supremacy
Code of Contact/li>
Coming and Going
Awards, Promotions, and Graduates
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#001 - Unsettled Scores: House Feud
Everyone's top priority. Participate. Your last day to take part. Submissions due by Midnight.
#002 - Obelisk Rite of Supremacy
Read, Participate, and if possible.....kick some ass.
#003 - Changing Orders
From the main DB news page
Seriously, if you're thinking about changing Orders, read this. Since the time that the Brotherhood split from our alliance
with the Emperor's Hammer, the way we think, and act has been undergoing changes. Previously, each Order was "restricted" to
participating in a certain way; that is, Sith were pilots, Obelisk were ground-pounders, Krath were writers. Or, Sith (TIE,
XvT, XWA), Obelisk (JK, JO, JA), Krath (writing). This no longer applies and strictly. Some people adhere to this, others do
not. Those who adhere to this do so of their own accord; you do not have to have flight games to be Sith, write to be Krath,
There are those who would prefer to return to this mode of action. Sime people believe that it is easier, and makes more
sense to have the DB with "Order Restrictions." As the DB has evolved, Orders have meant different things. I know several
people who were here back before there were Clans, or even Houses before them. Some of these people remember when Sith were
members who had memberships in both the Brotherhood and the Emperor's Hammer; the Krath were the members who were simply
The point of all this is, the DB is still undergoing changes, both structurally and cosmetically. So many people still see
references to the Sith needing to have flying games, and don't want to be "pilots." I still see Order change requests of
people wanting to "Play Jedi [whatever]," and "don't want to be a pilot, or write about that." No matter how many times I've
said this, or tried to respond to these kinds of transfer requests, I still see them. I'd ask for people, especially Envoys,
and those whose job it is to familiarize members with how we do stuff, to inform people of this.
Honestly, I can't get to every member, and say, "Hey, guess what. This is how it is." So, again, especially to the Envoys who
help new members adjust, and to leaders in general, a little help? Thanks much.
Sith High Warrior Gui Long
#004 - Code of Conduct
Due to current IRC behavior issues, the following rules are hereby enacted. All Channel Operators should read, and enforce
the following rules. Violations are subject to being kicked. Three violations shall result in a ban. Pushing the envelope,
severe violations, and other related incidents will result in a ban.
** 1.) Curse-words. The "F-bomb" is a no-no. This room is PG. the F-bomb is not. Neither is the c-word. **
2.) Discussing illegal and distasteful crap. Baby-f'ing is not legal or tasteful. Anything you type that can make someone's
stomach turn qualifies. Anything your mother wouldn't want to hear you say qualifies. Don't do it.
3.) Drama. Drama is defined as an episode that is turbulent or highly emotional. Turbulent is the key word here. When your
drama starts causing havoc in the channel, it becomes wrong.
#005 - Coming and Going
Lets Start with Coming:
APP Kaan Imperius
APP Ashia Kagan
And now Going:
PRT JONBA NIBRI (to Rogues)
#006 - Awards, Promotions, and Graduates
Lets Start with Medals:
Crescent with Amethyst Star - JH Morgan Cymbeline Glyndwr
Crescent with Amethyst Star - DJK Macron Mandalore Goura
Crescent with Amethyst Star - JH Lucius Goura Mandalore
Crescent with Amethyst Star - GRD Acerbus Goura Mandalore
Crescent with Amethyst Star - JH Sanjuro "Sledge" Keibatsu
Crescent with Ruby Star - SWL Manesh Sadow
Crescent with Sapphire Star - SWL Manesh Sadow
Crescent with Sapphire Star - DJK Macron Mandalore Goura
Crescent with Sapphire Star - SBM Raidoner Goura Mandalore
Crescent with Topaz Star - GRD Port
Cluster of Fire x15 - OP Beowulf
Cluster of Fire x13 - SWL Manesh Sadow
Cluster of Fire x11 - DJK Voort SaBinring
Cluster of Fire x11 - OT Dessan
Cluster of Fire x9 - JH Lucius Goura Mandalore
Cluster of Fire x1 - OP Zacfer
And now Promotions:
Acolyte Lex Darkfire
Novice Kaan Imperius
Novice Ashia Kagan
IRC Basics - ACO Acara
IRC Bascis - NOV Ashia Kagan
Sith Core - ACO Acara
Sith Core - ACO Sin
Sith Core - ACO Lex Darkfire
Sith Flight Studies I:ISET - ACO Lex Darkfire
MSN Messenger - ACO Acara
MSN Messenger - NOV Ashia Kagan
ACC Initiates Course - NOV Ashia Kagan
Dark Jedi Meditation - ACO Sin
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>CONCLUSION</td> </tr> </table>
This week brought the end of the latest chapter of the Pimp and Drunk Show. Raistlin decided to step down as my second in
command and has gone back to his home of Marka Ragnos. He's always been there when I needed him and he had a large part of
making Ludo Kressh what it is today. Thanks Raistdawgs, we'll miss ya.
Quickly stepping up into his place however, as you all know, is Knight Macron Mandalore Goura. A younger member who has
quickly moved up the ranks and earned each and everything he has been rewarded with. I look for great things from him and I
know he will not let Ludo Kressh down.
Anyway, keep up the good work all.
That is all!
SBL Robert Daragon(Sith)/QUA/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
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