Greetings, all, from Sergeant Acerbus. This is report number two.

"The Wonderful World of your Sarge"

Alas, I apologize for not being around on IRC/the message boards much. School has not been panning out well for me - I thought that after my Advanced Placement tests were finished, school would be a total cruise...

And boy, was I ever wrong.

One final test in AP US History, a final project in AP Computer Science , a final project and two final tests in Pre-AP English, three final tests in Honors Biology, and a final test and two final projects in Spanish II. It's more overwhelming than it looks, suprisingly.

Don't even get me started on the rest of my life (women and music to be specific - both have been taking up a lot of my time lately).

Other than that and work on the weekends, I've just been sitting here at the Sergeant's Desk twiddling my thumbs and playing with those little ball-bearing toys that hit each other and go back and forth, whatever they're called.

But enough about me. More about real news!

Good news - we won the Clan Feud! Awesome job, guys - for our efforts we have received (if I recall correctly) a modified Nebulon B-2 Frigate! Go to the Naga Sadow section of the DJB message and name it!

Also, check the News Page for important updates on the gaming servers. Write down those IPs and put them in your Favorites!

One other small news tidbit - our old Clanmate Lucius and friends are running a Jedi Academy clinic for all you n00bz0r5 out there. Don't be ashamed - sign up! See the news page for details on when, where and how.

And now the BIG news - The Pre-GJW warm-up tournament! Any game, any person (well, six times a day anyway), any time! Go kick general ass - but be sure you're in the #DBGaming channel or you will be visiting Lord Firefox! Go Iron Fist!!!

Now for the business stuff:

Competitions besides the Pre-GJW warm-up:

http://www.darkjedib.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=1670

http://www.darkjedib.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=1776

Promotions:

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Shadow Academy Courses:

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Medals:

SBM Godo Nurok snags 3 CFs, a Silver Nova, a Gold Nova, a Star of Antei, and a Steel Cross, for various actions during the Revenge on Ludo Kressh Competition and Clan Feud! Godo, I am awed and humbled by your utter pwnage. Way to be.

DJK Morgan Glyndwr Arkaso scored 7 CFs for gaming during the Clan Feud. Go Morg!

DJK Romulus "Acerbus" Mandalore scores 8 CFs for gaming during the Clan Feud. Everyone give him some support - he needs it right now.

That about does it folks. Wow, you made it all the way to the end again - you're not too bad at this report-reading business!

Now go out there and own the DJB! Go Iron Fist!!!

-SGT Acerbus

P.S. - Just thought I'd let you all know, I will be on an LoA from June 9 until June 20. I will be taking a short sabbatical/performance tour in the country of Italy.

That is all.