If the Krath are the best writers, then the Obelisk are most certainly the worst. For once, I want the Obelisk to put their poor grammar and complete illiteracy to good use; for every Krath that claims they're a bad writer, I want an Obelisk who can prove they're a hundred times worse. Krath and Sith are still allowed to participate, but everyone knows an Obelisk will win anyway...
Rules:
1) The Topics: Raping, Killing, Pillaging, and/or Pimping.
2) No word used can have over 5 letters ("cat" is legal, "kitten" is not).
3) No alliteration, consonance, or any other "clever" poetic device can be used. Don't try to be intelligent.
4) Minimum Length: 50 words (or 50 things you consider words).
5) Your poem must be really dumb and make no sense. This is the most important rule. Any attempt at making sense will result in instant disqualification--seriously.
The poem that makes the least sense, has the highest comedic value, and still manages to stay somewhat on topic, will win.
Send submissions to OHC Khobai ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]); the deadline will be September 30th.
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ROFLMAO!!!
How disgraceful...
I'm just curious as to how you came up with 5 letters. Firstly, you can't even refer to your own Order, you can't write Khobai's name, You can't even write Brotherhood. :P
Da guys an' me was ran into by OHC Kho... dat guy.
We was run for da food place, cuz we need food.
That one guy who leads, Fire... uhm... Fire... yeah
He was first in line, and he eats lots.
Poems is hard to write, cuz you have to write.
Oh, and I got a new saber tuday, it is purty blue.
Do you have a purty blue saber tuday too?
Krath rock. :P
Sorry Sith, you're disqualified.
"We was" is alliteration. :P
"We was" is not alliteration. :P
Either way, for that to have been a serious submission, I would've had to have emailed it to Khobs, not placed it here. ;)
Mage, you just qualified as an Obelisk :o)
smacks Mage. "Sorry Sith" is alliteration too...bitch. :P
I was under the impression that an alliteration needed to be an entire sentence: or in the context of poetry, an entire line?
No, actually, but it generally is preferred to involve words other than basic stuff like "we" and that ilk . . .
We was willin' ta work a while, but dey didn't dish out da dough . . .
Oops, too many letters, and alliteration . . . Krath instincts, you know . . .
We cook, but dey not give us dough.
De dough be hot in da oven
We won't dis da work
We knead da dough
I mean need it
Well we does both really
Wit' diff dough
Damn, dese Obbyz talk funny
Ah, I relinquish my attempt, I can no longer relish the finer points of idiocy and now I shall be forced into obscure literacy . . . ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM!!!!
The cat sat on the mat.
The cat shat on the hat.
I'm sure for the Obelisk, Dagger, such a single line is worthy of the same acclaim given to the likes of Sylvia Plath or Diane Di Prima. The latter who once wrote "Get your cut throat off my knife."
Get your shatty cat off my hat
er.. crap. Shatty is 6 letters. Stupid rules.