SAPPHIRE SQUADRON REPORT MARCH 1ST, 2007
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>
The idea of Sapphire Squadron having a new pet is a subject that I have reluctance in addressing due to past history. Some may not know that Clan Naga Sadow has a long history of allowing the animal species to run out of control. There are still times some people say that you can hear the ghost of Rory hopping down the corridors of Sadow Palace in the night, Steve the baboon never even survived one Ludo Kressh party, Coconut Monkey tried to overthrow the clan summit and of course the exploits of Fred are known galaxy wide, from his affair with Janos, his marriage to Neo, and being the person responsible for the impregnation of Trev's wife.
So bringing a new pet into the confines of Sapphire squadron was former Commander Ylith's final decision and while it might not be the most responsible thing to do, I've never been one to worry about what is the responsible thing to do. However, if Fred gets wind of this and decides to assassinate our new pet, don't say I didn't warn you.
I've tried to think of just the right pet for the squadron and it's not an easy task. My first thought was a pig. Due to all the enemies of the squadron (and sometimes friends) turn into corpses, I thought having a pet to get rid of the cleanup would be nice. Then I thought since the squadron is so fond of giving the one finger salute, we could have a bird as a pet. Than we could flip people the bird discreetly whenever we so desired. But I really think the new pet should have a little history behind it. So going through the years there is a pretty much constant in old Clan Naga Sadow and he pretty has taken the full brunt of Sapphire's abuse. Everyone knows him as different names, from Darth Vexatus to Xanos Zorrixor. But the old ones just call him Goat.
The next pet of Sapphire will be a goat and not just any goat, a fainting goat. A fainting goat is just a little bit smaller than the average animal and has a genetic disorder called myotonia congenital. This disorder causes the goat's external muscles to freeze for roughly ten seconds when startled which generally results in the animal collapsing on its side. Which I think will be a hell of a lot of fun around the old barracks.
So in closing, the new pet for Sapphire squadron is to be a fainting goat, and we will name him Billy.
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>
New ProConsul
Needed: One Flight Leader
Tales of Sapphire Squadron
Competitons, Competitions, and.....Competitions
Coming and Going
Promotions and Awards
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>FRESSH NEWS</td> </tr> </table>
#001 - New Proconsul
Thats right our very own Macron has been promoted to Sepros to serve Consul Manesh's every whim.
(Bob shivers at the thought)
What does this mean?
It means that the master plan of secretly setting up members of Sapphire all over the various CNS summits until one day, in total shock to the rest of the clan, Sapphire will rise and take over.
But thats our little secret, so all you non Sapphire members reading this report should pay no attention to what I just said.
(Bob waves his hand)
#002 - Needed: One Flight Leader
With the departure of Macron we have an opening in Sapphire for a Flight Leader.
So all interested persons should send an email to me and tell me why I should appoint you as Flight Leader. If this message includes a care package containing booze, money, girls, or all three it will considerable help in my decision making.
#003 - Tales of Sapphire Squadron
Every two weeks I will throw out a topic and reward the best three entries. For full details check here:
http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page...
Current Topic:
Party at the Zafiro Torre
Thats right. To celebrate the grand opening of the Zafiro Torre as the new home of Sapphire squadron, Commander Daragon is throwing the party of the year. And everyone's invited.
You are to write a peace of fiction describing the party and any events that happen during.
Send all entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
by March 8th.
For details on Zafiro Torre: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?title=Zafiro_Torre
Good luck and have fun.
#004 - Competitions, Competitions, and....Competitions
Okay, if your bored guess what?
(Bob looks at subject)
Oh yeah, there are a butt load of new competitions to do.
Heres the list:
Tales of Sapphire Squadron
CNS Historical Campaign 5
(This one is on are very own Malik Sadow)
Ashia Kagan Keibatsu BG Comp
Manesh has gone missing!
Macron's Black Guard
Shikyo's Black Guard
Yliths's Black Guard
So lots and lots to do. Have some fun and earn some medals.....or just sit around, drink beer, and watch it snow like me. No, don't be like me, do the competitions. :P
#005 - Coming and Going
Lets Start with Coming:
Apprentice Zayne Carr
And now Going:
Proconsul Marcon - to Manesh's bitch
#006 - Awards and Promotions
Lets Start with Medals:
Anteian Cross - SWL Canis Loopus
And now Promotions:
Novice Zayne Carr
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>BOB'S THOUGHT OF THE WEEK</td> </tr> </table>
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>THE USUAL SUSPECTS</td> </tr> </table>
CMDR/SBL Bob
Did the hokey pokey and turned himself around.
FM/SWL Malik Sadow
IRC Activity.
FM/SWL Canis Loopus
IRC Activity.
Won 1st place in Week 5 Trivia.
FM/SW Xayun Erinos
IRC Activity.
FL/Open Position
FM/ACO Apocalypse
No Activity.
FM/DJK Makurth "Zak" Mandalore
Email Activity.
FM/JH Kaelin Ring
IRC Activity.
FL/SW Eldrad Sin
Envoy duties.
IRC Activity.
FM/ACO Davin Olar
Joined Master/Student program.
Tales of Sapphire squadron entry.
Completed ACC Initiates course.
Completed AOL Instant Messenger course.
FM/NOV tionnar Asrubiel sizlocas
No Activity.
FM/NOV Zayne Carr
Joined Sapphire.
Sapphire Mascot/Billy the Goat
On order from Antei Zoo.
_NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P
Also, if you don't tell me about it I can't report it._
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>CONCLUSION</td> </tr> </table>
Okay, the people on the Clan Summit are concerned that some CMDRs may not be taking care to create an "environment in which pilots can empower themselves" or some touchy-feely bullshit like that. I tried to tell them that if you punks didn't like the way I run my Squadron you can all... (Censored - Clan Summit). So anyway, they say I have to ask you all what you think of the way I run things. They say I have to treat your opinions seriously. They don't seem to understand that if I want your opinions, I'll give them to you, they... one second, there's someone at the door.
goes to door, gets screamed at by the Quaestor for a few minutes, comes back to seat
Ahem.. okay, answer this survey, we CMDRs take your input .. hrrngh.. seriously. Honestly, we want to be your friends, not just your Commanding Officers, we....
Oh screw this, answer the damn questions! I'm going for a drink!
Yes - Proceed to Question 5
No - Proceed to Question 2
Yes - Proceed to Question 3
No - Proceed to Question 5
Yes - Proceed to Question 5
No - Proceed to Question 4
Yes - Proceed to Question 5
Yes - Go to Question 7
No - Go to question 6
Yes - Go to Question 7
No - Go to Question 8
Yes - That explains it
No - Of course you are, he's perfect you idiot!
Yes - Of course he is.
No - Go to Question 7.
Thank you for taking part in this Squadron Satisfaction Survey.
That is all!
SBL Robert Daragon(Sith)/CMDR/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
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