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House Caliburnus Quaestor Report

_March 7, 2007 _

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<font color="#808080"><b> Children of the Sword, </b>

Well, I missed my report last week. School brought a bunch of mid-term exams my way, leaving me with lots of stress and little amounts of time. Now that I can write a report from the relaxation of spring break, I have time to tell you why this is the worst spring break ever.

I was under the impression that Spring Break was supposed to be warm and full of bare-chested drunk co-eds. My break, however, has been full of snow and sleep. It’s frankly unfair. I want to be warm…

But more importantly…I want to see some boobies!

I know that sounds shallow. It is. But…Everyone likes drunk boobs. Drunk boobs are friendly boobs. They symbolize youth, fun, and it can all be yours for $9.99! I am not disgruntled that I couldn’t travel to the warm areas of the world. But I am disgruntled that I have seen more Girls Gone Wild infomercials this week than I have in my entire life! (That’s a lot)

Is someone trying to rub it in that I didn’t make it to Cancun for “the wildest College Girls who are ready to get naked just for you”? I mean…Is it necessary to run so many commercials for it? Will someone at the FCC remove the little smiley faces censor spots? I am not smiling. It is cruel and unusual punishment! You know…I never thought I would come to the day when I would say this…but…

Screw you Girls Gone Wild! Screw you and all your horny liquored up Co-eds and their “First times”! If those are real First time videos…I am the Pope.

I’m not even Catholic.

Think about all the emotional strain you are causing on the people who are already upset that they missed the plane to NoBraLand! It’s not cool…and no matter if you offer me a second video for only the price of Shipping and Handling…I hate you. I hate you with a fiery passion!

The only thing left to do is to throw some beads out into a crowd of imaginary drunk girls and pretend that I am not so sad about being caught in the snow of March in Michigan.

<b>NEWS</b>

News…

Well, we just got a Boat load of Arconans. Selene d’Tana, Lucius d’Tana, Yadar Shyk, and Fionn dan Locut’hal have all defected to House Caliburnus! I guess we just impressed them that much!

Also, I would like to welcome the Apprentices we have picked up! Welcome to Divinious! Welcome to Zholl Varik! Welcome to skila! Yay for Caliburnus Apprentices!

I would also like to welcome PRT Viktor Pacescoras. You all may not know him, but I do…Once, I pushed him down the stairs in a laundry basket. Yes, you guessed it...We are related! He is my little brother. Now you can all panic! There are two of us!

Kraval Novir has become the new MAA! New MAA?! What about Halc? Well…Meet the new DGM. Halcyon Rokir! With some shifts around the DC things should get back to normal soon.

<b>MONTHLY FOCUS</b>

The Rights of Supremacy...

You saw the posts on the DB page…

Yeah…

It begins March 15th and I am excited. I hope you are all freshened up and ready to rock! This RoS is going to be better than ever before. There should be all sorts of interesting things for us to compete in. But more importantly, there are going to be many things that CSP wins…Right?

House Caliburnus always aims for Number ONE! So get ready, get set, shine up your sabers and let’s steam roll some other clans!

<b>THE INSIDE EDITIONS</b>

Now that all the deepest, darkest, and most disturbing events have been censored, Here are some of my in-progress projects

<b> Maps Galore! </b>

Rasilvenaira has helped me out Loads! Check out the House Website for the Maps she has produced! These should give us some majorly awesome opportunities!

<b> New Website Layout! </b>

Again…Silver’s work…awesomes…

Check out the New Website layout when you check out the maps!

<b> Souls of Darkness </b>

Mindtricks

You do not know about the secret of this Battleteam. You think that the Order of the Serpent just vanished, even though it hasn’t!

After a run about with the Consul and Proconsul…We did some name shifts, that’s it. :P

<b> Mission Statements </b>

Well guys…

If you don’t know what our House stands for, I am going to compose a document outlining our Mission Statement, Creed, and general Drive as a House. The idea isn’t so much teaching us what it is…But to show those around us how we roll.

Caliburnus means Business.

<b>RANDOM THOUGHTS</b>

Wow…What a week…

I always wanted to ride a polar bear…

Why, you ask?

Cause it’s a polar bear…duh.

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